Iowa: I like you to tell me here right now on this map how many Abyssals there are and where there coming from and whose on the starting roster.
Ru-Class: I respectfully refuse, ma'am. (Metal on stone banging sounds around corner)
Iowa: You hear that?
Ru: Yes.
Iowa: That's IJN Battleship Musashi otherwise known as "The Shutout". Now if you heard of the Southern cook USS Atlanta, then you definitely heard about "The Shutout".
Ru: I've heard of the "Shutout".
Iowa: Really? What you hear?
Ru: She beats Abyssals over the head with a turret.
Iowa: She bashes there brains in with a destroyed turret is what she does. Now little missy if you so still respectfully refuse?
Ru: (smile) Fuck. you. And your Kanmasu Bitches! (Shipgirls in fleet laughing)
Iowa: Actually where all tickled to hear you say that! Watching Musashi beat an Abyssal's head in is about as close as we get to going to a cinema! Or imagining The Admiral touching us in the right places! Musashi!
Musashi: Yeah?
Iowa: Little Abyssal here wishes to sink with her secrets! Oblige her! *BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!* (Que dramatic reveal music as Musashi Steams around the rock wall)
*Musashi with damaged turret over her shoulder steams forward and stops in front of Ru-class and points at Ru's Skull badge* Musashi: You get that for sinking ship girls?
Ru: Bravery.
*Musashi stares into Ru's eyes and lines turret with her head then swings back* Musashi: HAAA! (CRACK!!) *Musashi beats Ru class head in* NGGH!! (CRACK!) *Shipgirls cheering on in the background* (CRACK!) Yuudachi:*leans into the captured Light Cruiser Hime and Ta-Class BB* I'd start Shitting my panties if I was you, girls! Poi~!
Musashi: JACKIE FUCKING ROBINSON! Knocks it out of the park! Oh, WOW he went yard on that one! The fans go wild! All the way out to Conney Island! (Points at light cruiser Hime) YOU!!
*CL Hime tries to run but get detonated by Kongou*
Iowa: Damn it Kongou! Musashi go bring that other one over here. ALIVE!