Now this is quite the double translation. I'm not even sure which one to keep.
Are you...
Beep
Fwss
It goes "fwoosh"...It's red and hot.and "crackle-crackle"...Do you have a kitchen...?Urk!
Fw-fss
Grrrrwwwwwlllll
Grglrglrglrglrglrlglrglrgl
Or a place you can make fire...?... telling me to eat it...?No... but, I mean...Ummm...Is this some kind of ritual?Umm, this...Um...excuse me...Eating such a grotesque thing is...Fire... you know fire?