Artist's commentary
Cacao Hazard
February, 20XX. There is a sudden outbreak of incidents resulting in multiple injuries all over the world at the same time. Nations doubt it is the work of an international terrorist organization, but the only feature shared by all the suspects is that they are male, making investigation an arduous task. Furthermore, during an arrest, a police officer opened fire upon the suspect as he was resisting, but the man stood up no matter how many times he was shot and injured the police officer, suggesting that the man was under the influence of a new kind of narcotic.
Upon investigation of the man's somatic cells, something shocking came to light. Due to being infected by an as of yet unknown virus, the man's brain cells had been taken over, causing him to lose the ability to reason and to fall into a state where he could not feel any pain.
Investigating further into the suspects' backgrounds, an unexpected new common trait was discovered. Not a single one of them had any social experience with women.
One week later, the anti-normalfags began rioting and pillaging all across the world, while neither the police nor even the military could suppress them.
February 13th, a way to eliminate the virus was finally discovered: being administered chocolate by an underaged girl within 24 hours. The girls who had coincidentally stockpiled a large supply of chocolate in preparation for "that day" were chosen.
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