I was reading this in Wakka's voice... started accidentally reading "kappa" as "Al Bhed", too.
I keep thinking to myself "Why is the broom Tsukumogami's speech pattern so familiar?" Then I read your comment, and was like "Oh! That's the speech pattern of Wakka from Final Fantasy X."
And as far as I know, the Kappa in Touhou canon isn't worshipping Kanako or Suwako (they're merely working for the Moriya Shrine), and the Al-Bhed are stated by FFX canon to be atheists too. I can see why you subconsciously replaced "Kappa" with "Al-Bhed".
I keep thinking to myself "Why is the broom Tsukumogami's speech pattern so familiar?" Then I read your comment, and was like "Oh! That's the speech pattern of Wakka from Final Fantasy X."
Weird. That wasn't my intent at all when I translated it. It just talks kind of like a tough guy, with a bit of dialect thrown in.