Well, to be fair, you technically did get a morally and ethically decent one; it's just that to compensate, you had to get one whose luck is not "decent" at all when it comes to getting into accidental pervert moments.
Uh.... So this is now as natural as it can get that no one ask how it's even possible any more.
I knew it! You're a sexual harassment Admiral!It... it's soft and squishy...!?You're wrong! That was an accident!
I somehow tripped over my own foot...!No! You don't have to go that far!Haven't got a decent one this time either, huh...With this distrust, must I commit harakiri to atone!?