Mercy: Stop running into a cluster of enemies alone when I press shift to get close to you and heal you. Zenyatta: Stop going out of my line of sight with my healing orb on you. Lucio: If you want to be healed stop getting out of my fucking huge aura range you fucking dumb ass. Anna: Dodge my fucking heal shot again even though nothing is shooting at you and I'll swear I'll fucking repick Symmetra.
Alternate: Zenyatta: I have most damage done and most eliminations on my team, have mercy. Mercy: Well I revived 4 people with my ult and they still didn't turn the tide, I'm done. Lucio: Well, I used my ult and they retreated not using the temporary health pool boost at all. Anna: Yes, please stand still with my ult on you and your ult off cooldown, that is just GREAT.
Today I want to main Mercy and I want to shout it to the rooftops, "I going to main Mercy, and I dare all the Genjis, Tracers, and Roadhogs to show me what a fool I am!"
stoicapple said: Anna: Yes, please stand still with my ult on you and your ult off cooldown, that is just GREAT.
Or another optiopn 'Tell Reinhardt to charge cart that is 1.5 meters from cap with time about to run out because your ult is up, he actually does it! ... Then Luico runs directly in front of you a split second later and eats it instead.'
BUT PLOT TWIST! Luico almost instantly realizes what happens turns on speed boost and rushes in, Reinhardt pins their mercy with ult up on his charge and starts swinging with Luico speed boosting him so he can actually chase guys down, while fueled by pure rage at the fuck up you suddenly start channeling Simo sleep darting their Roadhog (and both teammates don't hit him!) and landing every single shot for like 15 seconds as you face roll five guys and win.
Yeah playing support can suck, but sometimes it can also be fucking amazing.
Yeah playing support can suck, but sometimes it can also be fucking amazing.
Or sometimes it is so funny that you can't even feel salty about it. Like witnessing half my team I just put sound barrier on get push off the map immediately. I swear the Roadhog was waiting for it before ulting.