"Strange magic stones distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!"
"You can't claim to be king because a dense mass of minerals tossed a sword at you! I mean, if I went around claiming to be the emperor because a block of granite gave me a scimitar, they'd lock me away!!"
"Strange magic stones distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!"
"You can't claim to be king because a dense mass of minerals tossed a sword at you! I mean, if I went around claiming to be the emperor because a block of granite gave me a scimitar, they'd lock me away!!"