Splatoon is a surprisingly fitting kind of game to play in apocalyptic scenarios such as this, when you think about it. Also, if I were drifting off in space for almost forever, I would probably STILL be contemplating whether I was a kid now or a squid now. It's the conundrum that forever plagues the universe of knowledge and wisdom.
In 3 seconds!!!What?It's true-usa!!!I have a bad feeling about this...Inaba, be careful!!!What?!!We will be right beside it in 5 seconds-usa!!!But we're in an extremely remote region of the universe...So suddenly?! That can't be right!Master!!!Emergency!!!A man-made object has been detected in our path!!!