"Britischer Schweinehund", I find this amusing cause one of my old platoon mates was of british origin and that's what I usually called him. (With similiarly friendly replies on my half asian origin :D)
So der britische Schweinehund really doesn't know how to use chopsticks after all! Haha!I most certainly don't like eating chicken feet, of all things, but I can't very well say that Chinese food is disgusting! How should I go about this?Ach so.You can just use your hands for the bigger pieces.
What?USA (absent)No! It's not about the chopsticks,
it's the foo...Neeein! The way you're holding it is just plain awful!Ah! You're Westerners. I'm such an idiot.AWKWARDHmph! I know how, as well!Krabben are scary, but not eating any would be such an affront to the chef. What should I do?This... Chinese dish... does not suit my...Sorry, you Westerners must be unfamiliar with using chopsticks, so I went over to Chongqing's house to grab some Western utensils.
CNS Chung King/Tchoung King/Chongqing was formerly HMS Aurora, an English ship.