Commander, did you know?You can do an 80-day expedition from today, see?
So that I can be a first-class Lady, I'll be going on it immediately.April 1st80 days... you... say...Co... Commander!?
That was a lie!
IT WAS A LIEEEEE!
HANG IN THERE, COMMANDER!!Through the mere fib from Akatsuki, the great man himself was felled.Vol: Blood Soaked April Fools!