If I could only have animated gifs of all the Kongous in this manga.
Ah..Ah!!Did something happen, Kongou!!?Japanese wivesAlwaysBut... But...!How nice for you, Commander...Wait, DE~SUCommander... I'm really sorry for all this...to not take your eyes off me!!!I-I see...Sorry, I guess?You could say she's like a youkai...Back of the head!!No!!!!Even though I saidThat's dangerous!If I'm three steps behind you,
Then you can't see me, Admiral!!!Even so, you're still back there, aren't you?Wha!?Still clueless, the Admiral asked Kongou directly.People say that Japanese wives continually follow from three paces away, so...But I might not be able...to stand the life of a Japanese wife (provisional)!!D-does that mean you weren't looking at onee-sama's face...!?That was wife (provisional) training, desu...
It's not usually translated into English, but 'marriage' in Kancolle is kekkon kakkokari, with the 'kakkokari' meaning 'provisional'.