Let's face it. If we're integrating shoujo elements into Haruhi, the Attempted Rape is an absolute must. It's as elemental to the genre as someone walking away from an explosion in an action movie.
If you die, Suzumiya Haruki will definitely make something happen.And so, I will kill you.This could be our only chance.My body... won't move..!I wonder if it would be more fun that way?We might be able to observe an explosion of information.Ah, I could also...Play around with you...