Joseph FlagOut of the 299 flights I've ridden, 299 of them have crashed. But I think we'll be fine.Hold on, Gramps. What'd you just say?Let's go!Please proceed through the gate without blocking the way.It's rather peculiar for you to book an airplane, Mr. Joestar.We thank you for choosing to fly the OND1978 today. Please enjoy your flight.Well...