I'm pretty sure Erwin can dry her coat on the StuG's gun. Yes it's low relative for an armored fighting vehicle, but it's still a few feet off the ground.
No need to worry yourself about thatAdvisory MeetingDon't do that!That's one of your strengths!Do you know the reason why you were all were called in?We have no idea!Yep!Then let me tell youIt seems like you've been drying your coats on the other tanks!It also seems like you've been bringing extra equipment on board!They're our wakizashis for ritual suicide!Ze yoTo top it off, it seems like you've added another person to your numbers!It's cause the StuG III's gun is too low to the ground