If we don't defend for ourselves, I'm afraid...If they cannot have it, then they cannot live; they will get indigestion and die of abdominal painsAnd their western guns and cannons are hard and sturdy, glisteningly black, very awe-inspiriingYes, brotherAnd also, the foreign barbarians savour the meats of beef and lamb from day to day, they fully depend on the tea and rhubarb of the Celestial Empire.What are you afraid of? Those so called western guns and cannons are nothing more than unorthodox sorcery, nothing to speak of at all. We can be rid of them by splashing them with filth like pig urine and dog blood, what do we have to fear from mere sorcery?Furthermore, besides guns, the barbarian soldiers do not know how to use fists or swords. Also their legs are firmly bound with cloth, and consequently it is extremely inconvenient for them to stretch. Should they come on land, it is apparent that they can do still less. Therefore, what is called their power can be controlled without difficulty.
This part comes from Lin Zexu 林則徐, staunch opposer of the opium trade in the Qing dynastyThose westerners loiter around all day, spreading their cock-lick cult, most likely with malicious intent