Back the shit up man, is that some Roberta goddamn Cisneros? You better fucking believe it is. Holy goddamn dicks, how much do you think this badass motherfucker can do if you fucking cross her? Not much you say? She is just a megane wearing maid you say? Well the joke's on you douchebag. You best believe that this fucking badass Lovelance maid defies fucking fate. She massacred a bar full of cartel members with a semi auto umbrella shotgun and 9mm/40mm briefcase, and then clung onto a car by stabbing a damn knife through it. Hell, she went neck to neck with Revy and you know what a OP badass of fucking certainty she is. And if you think that's all you better fucking believe it isn't. Scarfing down hallucinogenic drugs like dinner mints? Firing a Barret 50 Cal one handed at enemies approaching on a roof (fuck no-scope she doesn't even have to look at the bastards)? Seducing her old ally only to fuck him in the dick with her .22 belt gun? Raping NOD equipped US soldiers in the fucking night with a goddamn black powder shotgun? Have you ever done shit this hardcore? Well have you motherfucker? You are goddamn right you haven't because you are not Roberta goddamn Cisneros. She will fuck your shit three times sideways be you a Columbian Cartel member, FARC gurella, or US soldier, because that's just how she rolls. She does not give a goddamn about any of your excuses. Fuck. You wish your shit was this hardcore.