I love Moonspeaker's way of translating sound effects.
Oh-ho...to think that a hairpin which breaks through firm walls can't pierce through konjac.I never said it was all-purpose!SeigaFor now, you're banned from the store.Incidentally, what would be your purpose in poking a hole in konjac?Thrust Shove
Poke ThrustHmm...deeply interesti—Whatever could your purpose be, hmm?
The word used for 'whatever' is a homophone which could also mean masturbation. Implied due to the kanji not being used specifically in this panel