Thanks for the upload and translations. This one was a really enjoyable one to read. Never been into coffee much, but I think I'll have to have a cup sometime soon now...
I guess I'm a closet pervert, then, because A) "bean" doesn't mean "nipple" in American parlance, at least, not any that I've ever heard, (in fact, "bean" usually means the clit...) B) I noticed the coffee beans on her hat and ascot before, C) I'm not one for the younger-types, anyway, and D) her "I'm clearly just a cock-tease" attitude and the general way these jokes go make me automatically look for the non-sexual connotation that it will inevitably be revealed to be.
I've made a correction to the translation, for anyone who's reading for knowledge/educational reasons (lol)
What do you guys think of my image?And my black pantyhose is the color of the coffee after it's been brewed.The correct answer is that they're on my hat and scarf.Those who don't have their hands up are closet lechers.That's represented by the color of this scarf.Okay, those of you who just pictured my breasts please raise your hands. Those who have their hands up are total perverts.
Some varieties have yellow fruits. These are called "amarelo" coffee.
Portuguese for "yellow", e.g. bourbon amarelo.