Ummmm... I'm pretty sure I've heard that kind of story before only it was with a certain American kid by the name of... oh no.
...I'm just going to put this in "Mean but Hilarious" because Kirishima.
Hell... while we're at it, let's add this to "Clever" and "Why Me?"
April 5thI heard we'd be excused even if we break the cherry blossom branches, as long as we properly tell!And broke the mast too!Broke it, dunnit!History's all BS~!*smack*Keeping in line with history only goes so far...