Wanted to elaborate a bit more on the slang "既読スルー" (kidoku through). Looks like pageratta's parodying Line, a popular messaging app in Japan, and it has one of those features where you're notified when the other side has seen your text via a small "kidoku" (read) icon. 既読スルー literally means "it was read but ignored" and...well, you get the picture. xD
Ignored textI love you
Goodb|Hmm...?Takahiko---!!Big Broooo!!Hey hey, are you free this Saturday?
I wanna go to an amusement park <3If I look closer, this doesn't say "text read," but "almost dead"...!!Literally, she misread "kitoku"(critical condition) as "kidoku"(read). Took some slight liberties to preserve the punniness.funny lolMy boyfriend keeps ignoring my texts,he's the worst--nd when the patient tripped
-food went flying everywhere
-hilarious right lol