I don't think anyone'd be too eager to translate that wall of text I'm afraid.
Edit: Well, I guess someone was, thanks usr234
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Gentle!SharpGentle!Right! That was Moriya's-!ShwiffHe he he, that's about time you showed up! Me setting a death flag flushed you out! However! I have Shameimaru-san's body now! I feel like I'll be able to stop this arrowh(?) using the powers of this body. Hehehe... I still have a room for maneuver! I can dodge it and deliver a comeback for Youmu's line! I'll probably have hemorrhoids, if that thing stabs Shameimaru-san's undeveloped anus. It'll be hard to avoid it tearing apart too-