Note that I'm not quite sure about the stuff at the top. It's 福は中 - fuku wa naka - which would literally mean "good fortune is inside". Judging by her spaced-out look and other things, I think I have the right tone, but am not quite sure.
...Inside is good....And...I'm coming!!H-hey!! I'm still inside--I'm still inside you!! Rinko-san-!!...Inside is good....