Wait. I'm no expert but isn't f1.2 a pretty crazy f-number?
Edit: Thanks Moonspeaker, I basically learn something new from you every other strip. ^_^
She's promising an F1.2 AND a telephoto. The closest thing on the market is the Canon f1.2 85mm. Those go for about two grand. There are faster lenses (some that go below f/1.0) but that's the fastest telephoto you can buy I think.
I'd like to see Nitori make a f1.2 ZOOM. Like NASA crazy one-off stuff.
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