Then I went back and read the whole thing in Okabe's voice.
Eh?Blowing on something hotTilted headNomPurposeful, but cute! My waifu's Trap's actionsPulling on a sleeveAchooo!Usual smileUpturned eyesDuck billSad face as I'm leaving.Puffed cheeksAn instant of surpriseCute sneezePotato chipsOmBut he's a guy.