This is probably how Noel became Jin's secretary: choosing between food of doom, or a clone of his sister. It's pretty obvious to say that Jin chose the option that wouldn't immediately kill him.
Poor Tsubaki. If only she approached Jin first...
Major,Welcome back!Well then, I'll be taking you then?This is happening quickly, but will you have dinner (that I made)?Or will you have dessert (that I made)?Or may~be... me?I don't want to die just yet.