BrotherJohn said: (unamused face)I don't think I can laugh with that "pistol" joke neither..
It's not just "pistol", but Pistol Daimyo (or "pistol feudal lord"). He's supposed to look like this - it makes Elza's joke ten times more stupid, though.
Type-kun said: Forcefully teach Elza the wonders of autofellatio, what else :3
I was thinking along the lines of showing her the (dis)advantaged of having 3 places where she can be assaulted, but yeah, that works too.
But there have been times when she should have smiled...If that's what you want, then you should do a simple gag.Hey hey, Elza~Do you know what kind of things makes Ran-chan smile?Like what TV shows she laughs at....Sorry, but I've never seen Ran smile either.You don't know either, huh~I'll show you my secret weapon. ...Seren, help me out.Pistol Daimyo!!Is this the problem?Doesn't Have the Necessary Equipment to Do ItOh, were you practicing, little mistress?I wanted to start the laundry, but... Is that ok?Ah, yeah, go ahead....Why can't I properly smile...I'm sure I was able to smile normally when I was alive (a long time ago)...This is just my experience, but isn't it because you're forcing yourself to smile?How about if you try getting it back by smiling unconsciously and naturally?How would I do it naturally?That's... like this!Take this! Coochy coochy coochy coo~Kyahahahaha!Afahyahahaha!!Once more! Coochy coochy coochy coo~---And so that's what happened. Today, the little mistress got back a little of her smile.So it wasn't because of the Pistol Daimyo!I'm such an idiot!!Blue Bird TheoryIs this what they call hazukashigatame!!
It's the name for what Seren's doing to her. I don't know what it's called in English.Bam!If you're gonna show it, then I'll look! At everything!Had enough!? Have you had enough!?I used my experience from back when you first adopted me, when the head chamberlain did the same thing to me and made me smile~Hmmm...I wonder what I could do that would make Ran-chan smile...Whoaaa! This is embarassing!This would just make her mad~Look, you're smiling.♪