I fear that this will make even less sense when translated
Hey... Stop that meta talk!It's because you are my precious...Onee-chan, why did you leave in the middle of playing hide and seek?*Even the author has forgotten my existence
Damn it!!(Truth)It's because you lack presence...
No, that's not it, Koishi!!Onee-chan.I completely forgot.Eh?Not only strangers, but even you are shunning me.
Piece of shit!
I have few appearances, and I wasn't invited to the birthday party.CollarGibuchoko, not ZUN-san (LOL)Silly girl. There is no way I would forget about you.