Black_Gold_Saw said: Welcome to Hell. Here, have some tea and cookies.
Please enjoy your stay in our nice, warm beds in our specially prepared guest rooms.
We came to give our summer greetings... If you don't mind, please accept this.Sorry about that...
Please don't mind us.Oh, how courteous of you to go to such trouble. Thank you very much.I'll go prepare tea. Please make yourselves comfortable.Nevertheless...How very kind of you to come in person.