The kids will still have Granny Seiga and the others.

How is impregnating a zombie supposed to work?

Popebug said:
Well, vampires can have kids, so I suppose zombies can too.

Technically and strictly speaking, no, vampires cannot conceive children via sex and no amount of "modern vampire literature" will change my mind. That is unless you want to count zombies having "children" by biting and turning other's into zombies as well.

Id like to add a very good quote I saw somewhere when people start talking about Twilight, "BACK ON MY DAYS, VAMPIRES USED TO SUCK BLOOD, NOT COCK"

WatcherCCG said:
Besides, Yoshika's a Jiang Shi. Kinda getting sick of the zombie jokes.

well from my understanding their general composition is closer to a zombie than a typical vampire.

L_of_Shame said:
If you won't accept "modern vampire literature", than consider this: Vampires are creations of people's fears. And fears can become anything, nowadays things are different, and how exactly coudln't vampires conceive in the "CLASSIC VAMPIRE LITERATURE" to which you are indirectly referring? No matter how much humans in the 1200's studied, they barely had any idea how they themselves conceived.

I think it more has to do with the "original" (of which there are many, many variations) of East-European vampire lore, in that vampires were essentially zombies, truthfully and honestly. The typical model was someone who came back to haunt friends and family, kill them, and then usually went back to being dead. As for why, the explanations ranged from revenge for not being buried correctly to being buried unbaptized to being victims of the plague. Vampires as the result of suicide or execution-by-hanging are also frequent motifs.

StriderTuna said:
well from my understanding their general composition is closer to a zombie than a typical vampire.

They're kinda the middle ground. Not exactly Euro-Vampire, not exactly zombie. And, as pointed out above, vampires basically started out as zombies in Europe to begin with.

But as for Yoshika getting pregnant, I'd think death might being to a screeching halt the ovulation cycle. But I think we're forgetting the main point here: THIS IS HENTAI. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

Just repeat the MST3K Mantra, but just replace "show" with "hentai"

"It's just hentai, so I should really just relax".

Tinari said:
Technically and strictly speaking, no, vampires cannot conceive children via sex and no amount of "modern vampire literature" will change my mind.

Looks like someone's never heard of Dhampir.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhampir

Notable examples: Vampire Hunter D, Alucard.

Tinari said:
Technically and strictly speaking, no, vampires cannot conceive children via sex and no amount of "modern vampire literature" will change my mind. That is unless you want to count zombies having "children" by biting and turning other's into zombies as well.

Modern? one of the oldest vampire myth-sets out there is the Dhampir, the half vampire. It dates back several hundred years.

FunGuyFromYuggoth said:
I think it more has to do with the "original" (of which there are many, many variations) of East-European vampire lore, in that vampires were essentially zombies, truthfully and honestly. The typical model was someone who came back to haunt friends and family, kill them, and then usually went back to being dead. As for why, the explanations ranged from revenge for not being buried correctly to being buried unbaptized to being victims of the plague. Vampires as the result of suicide or execution-by-hanging are also frequent motifs.

They're kinda the middle ground. Not exactly Euro-Vampire, not exactly zombie. And, as pointed out above, vampires basically started out as zombies in Europe to begin with.

But as for Yoshika getting pregnant, I'd think death might being to a screeching halt the ovulation cycle. But I think we're forgetting the main point here: THIS IS HENTAI. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

Just repeat the MST3K Mantra, but just replace "show" with "hentai"

"It's just hentai, so I should really just relax".

they started out as zombies, not so much ending up that way.