The more I read the more I doubt this is Urashima Tarou ... Ah~ Maybe it is Urashima Tarou (Touhou Version) :3
Whatever~
Ah, Sakuya! You shouldn't talk to weird people...Huh? You know my name?Oh?
Oneesan?
Are you the turtle, Oneesan?I was feeling real good, then you came in and did something unnecessary!What! How about you say something!?It was exciting to be stepped on, kicked and yelled at!Seems like a strange person. I don't think we should get involved...Turtle-san, why were you picked on?What? Really?It's not so much that they picked on me, as that I had them pick on me.Because~
Isn't it exciting to be picked on~?Why?Who is that? There is no way that she is the turtle.She IS the turtle!!
How!?