can't breath....dying of laughter

Wild Magikarp level 100

Oh shit! It knows Dragon Rage!

Shit, it knows i have suede shoes

It's pissed off because of what happened in post #569226.

Magikarp: MY PENIS ROARS WITH THE MIGHT OF A THOUSAND SUNS!!!

My name is Magikarp, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Magikarp used Splash

"I TOLD YOU FUCKERS NOT TO UNDERESTIMATE ME!"

"When I evolve..I'll kill you!"

Respect now. Or regret later.

I think this is right before evolving, actually...

Reminds me of Al Gore.

Brace yourself for...Splash damage.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!

God damn.

FUCK YES, MAGIKARP.

PS:
Nice Knowing You may have some Badass.

Badass does not necessary have Nice Knowing You.

I'm removing this from the pool.

(update description as well)

Seriously holy fucking shit-

I can't stop laughing!

Magicarp: MUK YOU!

HO SHIIIT!
Magikarp, a Magikarp, gives Ash's Haxchu a beat-down; now in sig forme!

'Magikarp is evolving....'

Forget seaking; FUCK YEAH MAGIKARP!

This reminds me of that moment where I only have this dude left since i was trying to evolve one. Some how I hit fail mode and all my other pokemon went down. So Magikarp is my only choice, Tackle and the enemy had low health and last pkmn. I actually saw aomething like this as a comedy effect in my head and had the first attack.

...

CRITICAL HIT! KO! Magikarp did something right! Some how I went from epic fail to WTF just happend? Oh and evolution.

SHIT! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?! All I have is this Arceus to defend myself with!!

IT'S AN ANGRY FISH, MAGIKARP!!