FUSION!
SQUARE HEAD
ANTI-RAPE

EPIC

Is this the ultimate driving force behind it all in Portal 2? We're on to you, Valve!

"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cubehead will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."

THE COMPANION CUBE! MY LOV-
*stabbed*

CyberAkuma said:
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cubehead will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."

I think we'll have to make an exception.

linoth said:
Is this the ultimate driving force behind it all in Portal 2? We're on to you, Valve!

He seeks revenge!

It rapes you and loves you! What more could you ask for!? ^_^

CyberAkuma said:
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cubehead will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."

Instead he'll just stab you out of the blue.

♪This is a triumph♪

Glados will be proud of it, a happy monster with a cube-head

Why is this clever?

Nilix said:
Why is this clever?

It's a parody of pyramid-head. Evil stabbing companion cube.

I can't help but notice he is using portals as well.

This is a truly terrifying creature.

Does this make him a lie, because this picture is as sweet as cake?

Cube Head.

K17U said:
Instead he'll just stab you out of the blue.

Out of the blue portal that is.

gnome7 said:
I can't help but notice he is using portals as well.

This is a truly terrifying creature.

Terrifying indeed.

Notice, his portal does not even have to be on a surface. That is epic portalage.

I wish I could make portals like that.

It is the ultimate being. The king of portals. The slayer of false men. The judgment of the lonely. The stabber of love and the raper of punishment. His very name is spoken in silence by the gods. He is a man beyond man. Nothing can stop this mad beast of nature. We're all dead.

We're ALL DEAAAAD! He'll rape you with the deepest love of his heart face and stab you out of companionship. His legend is horrifying.

Cube Head.
GLaDOS: He-loves you.

All i want to know is where the hell is the red portal located

You can think with Portals all you want but he's still going to get you one way or another.

CyberAkuma said:
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cubehead will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."

"Come on...would i lie to you?

...

in this room?

He won't rape you, He just here for companionship...
In your ass

This DEFINES the 'Badass' pool

soulezz said:
All i want to know is where the hell is the red portal located

It's located within stabbing-distance of YOU

I dont know, he doesnt really look evil at all to me. More like a Big Good character, a guardian.

When you reach the safe haven in Portal 3, he will be there to keep it secure.

CUBE HEAD!

LMAO