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Pfft...What's with that umbrella? You couldn't possibly surprise a human with that.
Gwahaha!
*spin*
*spin*
*spin*
Gwahaha!
My, is there something funny?
*snicker*... She's starting to spin her umbrella... Is she a kid or what?
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Zionerias
over 2 years ago

...Sayonara, Katakasa-san.

E-mouse
over 2 years ago

She doesn't surprise with the umbrella, dear Kogasa...

Nonsense101
over 2 years ago

Rapes from Yuuka.
Everyone experiences one.

KendraKirai
over 2 years ago

And thus, we see the cruel brutality of the animal world in action, where the strong prey upon the weak, and the weak are sometimes so stupid the strong are doing them a favor.

This is Darwin Award level stupidity on Kogasa's part.

archon256
over 2 years ago

Reminds me of post #482362

tristechan
over 2 years ago

She's not a kid, Kogasa. She's just moe.

So very, very, very, very moe.

Oh god I can't watch, tell me when it's over.

HelepolisH
over 2 years ago

When Yuka starts spinning her umbrella with that smile, you know you are fucked.

Byakugan01
over 2 years ago

HelepolisH said:
When Yuka starts spinning her umbrella with that smile, you know you are fucked.

Am I missing something? Why is it bad if she's spinning the umbrella? I figure that if you make of Yuuka, you are fucked anyway. Hoe could it possibly get worse if she's just spinning her umbrella?

garyseven
over 2 years ago

Byakugan01 said:
Am I missing something? Why is it bad if she's spinning the umbrella? I figure that if you make of Yuuka, you are fucked anyway. Hoe could it possibly get worse if she's just spinning her umbrella?

because at that point you're past the hope of a quick death. she's going to take her time and enjoy every minute of it.

Cort321
over 2 years ago

garyseven said:
because at that point you're past the hope of a quick death. she's going to take her time and enjoy every minute of it.

I know I will

Byakugan01
over 2 years ago

How much time does Kogasa have to GTFO of there?

Dr Z
over 2 years ago

Byakugan01 said:
How much time does Kogasa have to GTFO of there?

She has about five seconds to get at least ten miles away.
Nope she's not going to make it.

imaliar
over 2 years ago

Dr_Z said:
She has about five seconds to get at least ten miles away.
Nope she's not going to make it.

Or plant an entire field of flowers, either way, that 5 seconds isn't enough.

wizi0007
over 2 years ago

Byakugan01 said:
How much time does Kogasa have to GTFO of there?

let's say she has about 5 minutes....
...5 minutes ago to start running

KendraKirai
over 2 years ago

Byakugan01 said:
How much time does Kogasa have to GTFO of there?

Not nearly enough.

tristechan
over 2 years ago

Byakugan01 said:
How much time does Kogasa have to GTFO of there?

post #586911

imaliar
over 2 years ago

OMG! I can't believe I forgot! She has a chance, she can run! Yuuka is slow as hell!

Dr Z
over 2 years ago

imaliar said:
OMG! I can't believe I forgot! She has a chance, she can run! Yuuka is slow as hell!

Yuuka does not need to be fast.
All she needs to do is aim double spark in the right general direction.

KendraKirai
over 2 years ago

Dr_Z said:
Yuuka does not need to be fast.
All she needs to do is aim double spark in the right general direction.

'Some people think they can outrun me.

Maybe. *sniff* Maybe.

I've yet to see one who can outrun *Master Spark*.'

Ragna Darkness
over 2 years ago

Reverse the birth, reverse death, reverse the world and SPIN SPIN SPIN!"

Keo
over 2 years ago

Byakugan01 said:
Am I missing something? Why is it bad if she's spinning the umbrella? I figure that if you make of Yuuka, you are fucked anyway. Hoe could it possibly get worse if she's just spinning her umbrella?

She charging up her laser. In about 2 second's Kogasa's going to turn back into wood and dirt.

Fdasfdsa
over 2 years ago

And then Kogasa surprises us by revealing that her umbrella is actually an impenetrable shield.

Keo
over 2 years ago

Fdasfdsa said:
And then Kogasa surprises us by revealing that her umbrella is actually an impenetrable shield.

There is no such thing as impenetrable when Yuuka's around. Even the most manliest man could get fuc*ed up by her.

If you look at it, I think Kogasa already know who she's up againist, shaking and crying. I'm pretty sure it can't be that funny and if she was she won't be stiff as a board either. She's surprisingly brave and stupid to actually insult Yuuka to cover her fear...

localhazzard
over 2 years ago

I wouldn't say Kogasa is stupid, just ignorant. Though in about 2 seconds she's about to be WELL informed about Yuuka. X_X

Cort321
over 2 years ago

Which is exactly why the Nice Knowing you Pool is made for. Although I need to refine the definition and clean it a bit

Ki-Yu
10 months ago

E-mouse said:
She doesn't surprise with the umbrella, dear Kogasa...

Yuuka came and took my innocence.*shutters*

Wonki
10 months ago

...bad end

RainiDay
1 month ago

She doesn't suprises, she kills!!

Shadowrumia
1 month ago

When she spins her umbrella someone dies......or is made to wish they were. Poor Kagosa....she will be missed

Cliff Edge
27 days ago

Do not taunt Happy Fun Yuuka.

bobcamel
38 minutes ago

I'll be surprised if Kogasa survives. We'll all be.

...that's her plan.

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