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Cantonese

So you're the culprit, you creep!
Worldwide Nightmare (lol)
Nightless Castle Red
Call it the Nightless Castle Red, Patchy.
Remi, this is terrible! There's an incident at the Scarlet Devil Mansion. We have to call the Hakurei miko and have it solv--
I have some English textbooks in the library.
Surprise!!
grenades
One of the few windows
Anyway, anything surprising you do will be overshadowed by how disgusting your umbrella is.
Listen, Patchy. The name "Scarlet Devil Mansion" is old-fashioned. This is the age of globalism!
Yes! I win!
Now, today I'm definitely going to surprise you!
*Never try this at home, kids!
Do you think you'll still be able to say that after seeing this?
Well, that's... hey! Stop it, stupid! This is an all-ages book, so porn and stuff is--
Whooooaaaa!!!
In front of the Scarlet Devil Mansion gate
For the sake of the great project that casts all the people in the world into nightmare, we must change our policies from the ground up!

Using gratuitous English.

You're just stringing together words you know, silly sister!
4koma bad_id bomb breasts comic explosive flandre_scarlet grenade hakurei_reimu highres hong_meiling izayoi_sakuya kirisame_marisa kochiya_sanae monochrome multiple_4koma patchouli_knowledge remilia_scarlet suicide_bomb takemori_shintarou tatara_kogasa touhou translated underboob wink

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Mr GT
over 2 years ago

Nothing says "Surprise!!!!" like having dozens of grenades strapped to your body. Luckily youkai can recover from just about anything.

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Myssa Rei
over 2 years ago

There's also the fact that *technically* Kogasa's real body is the umbrella.

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Krugger
over 2 years ago

The Professional surprise

Anyone notice the Remi with Flan stick up her well

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Mr GT
over 2 years ago

Myssa_Rei said:
There's also the fact that *technically* Kogasa's real body is the umbrella.

Even if that was the case, I don't think it would be able to get out of blast radius unharmed.

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Krugger
over 2 years ago

Mr_GT said:
Even if that was the case, I don't think it would be able to get out of blast radius unharmed.

Harmed indeed But alive

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ElleLowel
over 2 years ago

I hate to say it, but a translation for this is strongly desired.

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Cort321
over 2 years ago

The hammers are still in.

Idiot

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ygeo
over 2 years ago

Oh no Kogasa has "flash" grenades.

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tsukaimalife
1 year ago

Cort321 said:
The hammers are still in.

Idiot

no you idiot look closely, some of the pins are already gone,

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Heparine
1 year ago

tsukaimalife said:
no you idiot look closely, some of the pins are already gone,

Pins are irrelevant. They only lock the safety lever in place. Only after the safety lever jumps off, the grenade is really armed and the delay fuze activated. Kogasa strapped all the grenades together and all the levers are being held in place even without the safety pins. They won't explode.

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otakudang26
1 year ago

Kogasa, giving a surprising new meaning to her "Guerrilla Typhoon" spell card name.

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