Dave Thomas would be thrilled, [localized deity] rest his [regionally accepted denomination of self-awareness], as long as he didn't understand the underlying significance of Rin and Wriggle and just accepted their global cuteness.
That aside, I think I'll try putting ketchup and mustard on TOP of the bun next time I have a squareburger. Can't be messier than Hooters' wings. And isn't that macaroni? Yum...
gladwort said:
Dave Thomas would be thrilled, [localized deity] rest his [regionally accepted denomination of self-awareness], as long as he didn't understand the underlying significance of Rin and Wriggle and just accepted their global cuteness.
or perhaps Dave Thomas had found his way into Gensokyo once and had come across Rin, and created his Wendy character based on her... so that when you die from heart failure from eating burgers and Rin comes for your soul, you would just think "Oh hey, it's Wendy! everything's fine!"
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Arktis
17 days agoRin's other job.
Expletive Deleted
17 days agoWhat happened to Rin's ears?
Kayako
17 days agoGreat, now the next time I see a Wendy's I'm going to be wondering how many of the employees are puppeteer-ed corpses.
Although I already wonder that at McDonald's...
Hyperion Zero
16 days agoHer job is to dispose of corpses, isn't it?
Yeah, I think I'll be going to another restaurant.
Torent Y Underkig
16 days agoAnd her tail?
gladwort
16 days agoDave Thomas would be thrilled, [localized deity] rest his [regionally accepted denomination of self-awareness], as long as he didn't understand the underlying significance of Rin and Wriggle and just accepted their global cuteness.
That aside, I think I'll try putting ketchup and mustard on TOP of the bun next time I have a squareburger. Can't be messier than Hooters' wings. And isn't that macaroni? Yum...
garyseven
16 days agoor perhaps Dave Thomas had found his way into Gensokyo once and had come across Rin, and created his Wendy character based on her... so that when you die from heart failure from eating burgers and Rin comes for your soul, you would just think "Oh hey, it's Wendy! everything's fine!"
gladwort
16 days agopost #489789