Dave Thomas would be thrilled, [localized deity] rest his [regionally accepted denomination of self-awareness], as long as he didn't understand the underlying significance of Rin and Wriggle and just accepted their global cuteness.
That aside, I think I'll try putting ketchup and mustard on TOP of the bun next time I have a squareburger. Can't be messier than Hooters' wings. And isn't that macaroni? Yum...
gladwort said:
Dave Thomas would be thrilled, [localized deity] rest his [regionally accepted denomination of self-awareness], as long as he didn't understand the underlying significance of Rin and Wriggle and just accepted their global cuteness.
or perhaps Dave Thomas had found his way into Gensokyo once and had come across Rin, and created his Wendy character based on her... so that when you die from heart failure from eating burgers and Rin comes for your soul, you would just think "Oh hey, it's Wendy! everything's fine!"
I can imagine Dave Thomas acting very OK with the Touhou girls...and it'd be kickass to see a Wendy's commercial with him if he were alive with Touhou girls working in the kitchen.
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Arktis
4 months agoRin's other job.
Expletive Deleted
4 months agoWhat happened to Rin's ears?
Kayako
4 months agoGreat, now the next time I see a Wendy's I'm going to be wondering how many of the employees are puppeteer-ed corpses.
Although I already wonder that at McDonald's...
Hyperion Zero
4 months agoHer job is to dispose of corpses, isn't it?
Yeah, I think I'll be going to another restaurant.
Torent Y Underkig
4 months agoAnd her tail?
gladwort
4 months agoDave Thomas would be thrilled, [localized deity] rest his [regionally accepted denomination of self-awareness], as long as he didn't understand the underlying significance of Rin and Wriggle and just accepted their global cuteness.
That aside, I think I'll try putting ketchup and mustard on TOP of the bun next time I have a squareburger. Can't be messier than Hooters' wings. And isn't that macaroni? Yum...
garyseven
4 months agoor perhaps Dave Thomas had found his way into Gensokyo once and had come across Rin, and created his Wendy character based on her... so that when you die from heart failure from eating burgers and Rin comes for your soul, you would just think "Oh hey, it's Wendy! everything's fine!"
gladwort
4 months agopost #489789
Ephram
3 months agoI can imagine Dave Thomas acting very OK with the Touhou girls...and it'd be kickass to see a Wendy's commercial with him if he were alive with Touhou girls working in the kitchen.