Since this is a sample, and because the convention is being held in Osaka, the text will be in the Kansai dialect.
So we're finally all here...
What took so long?
What took so long?
I have come up with a spell card that is worthy of the Scarlet Mansion's name.
...What? What's wrong with you people...
What's so funny...
Just like before, it's a spell card name overflowing with charisma!
No, really.
No, really.
Uh..! Well...!
Mistress...!?
Unfortunately, it will continue.
Its name is...
This will be a manga that destroys the Mistress's charisma and reveals Sakuya-san's past. Perhaps even a little Meiling x Sakuya!?
Scarlet Mansion
The reason I have gathered you all here tonight is because...
Demon Light "Remilia Flash"!
How about it? Like it?
Ah~ It's great! You really outdid yourself this time!
It's terrifying! My hips are about to give out just from hearing the name!
The moon is red, so I'll kill you all here! REMILIA FLASH!!
That's all for today!!
I'm going to pass gas and go to bed!
Meiling's fate has already been decided!
It's true! Right, Patchouli-sama!?
Hey you! Pretty lady! You think so too, right!?
The real book will be back to normal dialect, so don't worry. Thank you for reading this. Sorry for my bad handwriting. I'm jealous of people who do calligraphy.
Yeah... You might kill your opponent (with laughter) just by announcing the card name!
See that, mistress! Everyone loves your new spell card!
It really is great!
Mistress, what's the matter?
This is a sample of the gag book about the Scarlet Mansion that I'll be putting out at Kouroumu.
Kouroumu is a Touhou-oriented comic convention.
It sounds as cool as Sun Fist! Nice and bright!
Sun Fist, a Dragon Ball related attack
don't laugh don't laugh if you laugh she'll kill you focus on the right hand there's nothing funny about it there's NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT IT--
Don't you agree? Koakuma-san.


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Krugger
over 2 years agoWow Flan is cracking up and Patchy too poor Koakum really trying her hardest to hold it in
This looks like it will be more than a challenge to translate.
Why is it the harder something looks to translate the more we want it cause there is just too much to not want this
only translation I know is w for lol
type143
over 2 years agosomeone translate please, my translation isn't funny as it should be
Akari
over 2 years agoThat wasn't so bad to translate, actually.
Nanashi 1337
over 2 years ago"REMILIA FLASH!!"
Wow, new epic attack. It really made me laugh.
WillieGR
over 2 years agoThank you for translating. HAHAHA This looks awesome, although Flandre's "dying-of-laughter" face is a little overdone, it's still pretty funny. Now I wonder what will happen to poor Meiling...
Novaheart
over 2 years agoWhen I saw the name of the attack, I can't help but think JACK RAKEN and "ETERNAL NEGI FEVER!!"
SonicZX
over 2 years agoWhy is Meiling in deep shit even though she was the only one who didn't laugh? ;_;
lolin86
over 2 years agoCuz she is China
Krugger
over 2 years agoShe added fuel to the fire so to speak, unintentional as it might have been.
simply put
ShadowPhalanx
over 2 years agoWow, I was doing good until I saw Flandre's face near the end. I laughed out for a good ten seconds or so, I just couldn't look at it with a serious face, I had to look around it to continue since it took me by surprise.
AbatedDust
over 2 years agoI don't think there's any way Meiling could have laughed. She had already been brain damaged by Sakuya before the whole thing even started. Notice the knife to the head in the eighth panel.
JesusK
over 2 years agoI dont get whats funny about Remilia Flash... besides it just sounds silly.
mukyu
over 2 years agopoor koakuma had to stab her own hand
garyseven
over 2 years agoso did this guy release a full comic from this?
kaishu
over 2 years agoPassing gas until you go to sleep must be an Osakan thing because I remember a similar phrase from Abenobashi...
JakeBob
over 2 years agoD'you know what "flashing" is?
[KN]
1 year agoThat's epic, i feeled bad for Remi...even if i laughted as Hell.
Where is the next one?
Ande
1 year agoRemilia: I'm going to pass gas and go to bed!
That line is pretty much going to guarantee that for each retelling of this story (if there is anyone left to tell it that is) it can only get worse.
JakeBob
1 year agoFlandre's first reaction is funny as anything. Then in came Meiling's description.
kitakaze0013
1 year agoHe'll keep working on these for a while, I'm sure. Points for admiting to crappy handwriting, but penalty for using Kansai and confusing the hell out of me when it's almost 2am and I'm out of alcohol!
Yakumo Yukari
1 year agoFlan just won the game.
Alignn
4 months agoShouldn't that be Solar Flare?