I am the bone of my boner.
Lust is my body, and jizz is my blood.
I have demolished over a thousand hymens.
Unknown to abstinence
Nor known to monogamy
Yet these sperm will never fertilize anything
So as I pray, "Unlimited Foreskin Works".
Levitz9 said:
I am the bone of my boner.
Lust is my body, and jizz is my blood.
I have demolished over a thousand hymens.
Unknown to abstinence
Nor known to monogamy
Yet these sperm will never fertilize anything
So as I pray, "Unlimited Foreskin Works".
You Sir win the internet
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ReQ
over 2 years agoHmmm... does a rubber man need condoms?
Animeguy4567
over 2 years agoNope. He just ties his foreskin into a knot and goes at it.
sleepy
over 2 years agoyay. Source anyone?
Calando
over 2 years agoWhat if he's circumcised?
h2co3
over 2 years agohe probably has infinite foreskin
Trucidation
1 year agoHow does that matter? He's rubber.
Levitz9
1 year agoI am the bone of my boner.
Lust is my body, and jizz is my blood.
I have demolished over a thousand hymens.
Unknown to abstinence
Nor known to monogamy
Yet these sperm will never fertilize anything
So as I pray, "Unlimited Foreskin Works".
Schiebi86
10 months agoYou Sir win the internet