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- Posted: 9 months ago by _dk
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hyahhaa!!
Dumb old fool!
Dumb old fool!
Next year, little Momiji is gonna start attending elementary...
Say...that's gonna be hard on you...
Say...that's gonna be hard on you...
Youkai killers!!
Nah, Princess is Dodoria, use common sense...
Zarbon...Dodoria...
Is it alright if I say one last thing?
Is it alright if I say one last thing?
Put some clothes on already!
If the readers see you naked when you're not aware, their dreams will get shattered, usa!
If the readers see you naked when you're not aware, their dreams will get shattered, usa!
Baking is not an easy thing...
She never made any western pastries before
She never made any western pastries before
They taught me two things, one is that even if you've become drenched in mud, there is beauty in living life as it is.
The other is "there are people worse than you", a comfortable feeling.
The other is "there are people worse than you", a comfortable feeling.
Lord Cake was deliciously consumed by the staff afterwards.
Japanese television shows this kind of message to avoid being accused of wasting food.
Lord Cake...I think....
you're not a failure.
you're not a failure.
Lord Cake....
Princess...
The expiration date, usa...
The expiration date, usa...
Lord Cake!?
Hang in there!
Hang in there!
Lord Cake, you realized...!?
Lord Cake...?
Huhu...That was a joke.
Ms. Tewi... Ms. Teruyo...
Ms. Tewi... Ms. Teruyo...
Lord Cake...
Lord Cake's final form
It's all yours, Lord Cake!!
★They told me it's wise not to buy this book (Me)
★This is the only book I don't worry about getting stolen (Hikikomori)
Daddy...couldn't win...
I...
We thought we should celebrate with Sanae's favourite sweets (laugh)
uh huh
You hadn't had one ever since we moved here, right?
A cake!?
Eh!?
Tada!!
It's a cake specially made by Kanako!!
It's a cake specially made by Kanako!!
Just kidding
For Sanae
So that's why we'll be having red bean rice today!
What are you saying?
There is never enough celebrations for such a big event like this!!
There is never enough celebrations for such a big event like this!!
Didn't we celebrate many times right after the announcement already?
Wha...what's with it now?
Whoa
Congratulations!
Sanae, you're promoted to a player character!
Drawn by
Hitori
Hitori
"The Story of Sanae and Miracles"
Subliminal missionary comic
For those who continue only, scroll down easy!
Return to your country...
Don't you have a family too?
Don't you have a family too?
Second form
for you to be happy
Ka, Kanako!
You two did all this for my sake...
Thank you very much! Sanae is really happy...!
Thank you very much! Sanae is really happy...!
So that's how it happened. But maybe it was a bit difficult for an old woman like me
Yes ma'am...
Don't look forward to it much
It's handmade by a newbie, so don't be too hard on her.
Ehh--!?
I'm Oven, o'.
Congratulations
For Sanae
This isn't a cake...
It's a cake brimming with love, you know!?
Hey Sanae!
You can at least try a little bit
You can at least try a little bit
I see...
Sorry...
Sorry...
So I want somebody to repair sis, o'...
Again and again...
Again and again...
But you know!?
Kanako worked hard on this cake for your sake, Sanae!!
Kanako worked hard on this cake for your sake, Sanae!!
I'm sorry...
I really wanted to celebrate properly, but...
I really wanted to celebrate properly, but...
That's right...
Such a dirty thing can't be a cake.
Such a dirty thing can't be a cake.
Opoo...Oven exploded again and again, so we got the kappa to fix it
She was about to say Opoona
Ah, I didn't mean it that way...
Her relatives suspected she died of exhaustion, of course.
Work faster
to get something like this
There's no way
Is it fixed yet?
Hey Sanae!!
Aren't you being too hard on her!?
Aren't you being too hard on her!?
It's okay if you just leave Oven here like this, o'...
That was only the beginning, ribbit.
Leave it to me
Congratulations
Sorry about this
Maybe it's true that the cake is really disgusting to the eye!
Hey sis, why're you sleeping, o'?
We're counting on you
Oven
And so, during the 30000th repair...!
Again and again...
Write articles that makes you people look good?
from the tengu at the news center...
With that in my mind, I ran around begging for help
It's dangerous for both the cake and Kanako if this drags on
Shit!
Kanako's mental health's been slipping, and Oven's still broken...
We're not tools of the shrine!!
Kappa killers, disappear from Gensokyo!!
Why didn't I notice?
Winner
Hey Yamada...
If you take these everyone will be much happier...
If you take these everyone will be much happier...
Did you marry her for her boobs?
Cheer up, Daddy!
At that moment, my daughter suddenly turned around
Don't worry about me. Daddy should only think about getting back in shape!
It's all right! I have to work for my mother's sake as well!
Nitori...you're working too much recently. Don't overdo it...
Nitori's father, Kawashiro Nitoro (550 years old)
I have discovered raw power!
In the end, those things are lighter than feathers!! The weight of money easily slams those things into the ground!
The look on those hypocrites' faces when their consciences were defeated....They were truly masterpieces, ribbit!!
Yamada
I'm sorry, Nitori...
Not guilty
Since the bribe was successful, the result of the trial was determined from the beginning....
Why...
Dammit...
Take care.
I'll be going then, dad!
Nitori...!
If I had stopped you, you'd still be...!
The trial will be just.
That is all.
That is all.
Heheh...
How about this?
Truth is God to us journalists!
from the Enma in court...
I hear news reporters don't get much in wages?
I could clearly hear the scales tipping in their hearts when I showed them the money
Justice?
Truth?
Truth?
Having lost my dearest daughter, I lived my days with depressed sighs.
I remembered the day when my wife left me behind.
Said my daughter, her ears red from blushing.
However, that wonderful child is no longer here.
But as a father I cannot let my sadness get the better of me. I searched for words to say to my daughter as she faced the tombstone, her back towards me.
Ah, she really gave birth to a strong child for me--
I'll go to the place where my wife and daughter are waiting...and we'll be happy....That was all I had in my mind.
I eat cucumbers alone, but they have become bland as my loneliness came bursting at the seams.
Now this house is too big for me.
Hey Dad, I made some human allies!
Because I'm still here for Daddy!
Having walked several hundred years together with my wife, her sudden departure was heavy....It was as if my heart was carved away and all that remained there was hollowness.
I couldn't hold back my tears.
And when I finished reading them all, a true miracle happened.
Maybe we can return to the days where our family has three people some day. That day may be near.
That was what I thought.
That was what I believed.
That was what I thought.
That was what I believed.
The shrine stole everything from me. I have nothing left.
something stopped me.
Before I knew it, I had hung a rope down from the beams.
Yeah yeah, Nitori Nitori ww
Somehow my daughter came back to life!
Nitori...!?
It's me, it's me!!
Daddy!!
Monster Cucumber
Daddy!
I'm back,
Eh...?
I'm back.
If only I can read this with my daughter...
I heard that this doujinshi was starting to be sold in shops! Oh yeah that's right, I have to buy this. I immediately ran to the doujin shop.
That was a Touhou doujinshi drawn by someone called Hitori!!
But...at the moment I chose death--
I'd burn all these doujinshi, Princess!
what kind of path in life you will take from now on...
Moe☆
※One is not better than the other
Fooling guys sure is hard work
The male readers' right hands are really busy now---!!
★I actually earned money when I bought this book. (Mr. H, Author)
Miracles experienced by our users
But this was only a small cue
It was a small glimmer of a miracle given by a small book
The champion who has shown us that elegant uppercut, Blanka (right) and the utterly defeated challenger Kirisame☆Thanks for the danmaku☆Marisa (left). Marisa was fighting as the new Indian representative for Dhalsim.
※These are personal thoughts by the users, we cannot guarantee the effects of the actual product.
Here...
Then being a player character is like growing up to be an adult frog, ribbit!!
All in all, circle "VOK41"'s doujinshi is being sold at these bookstores with critical acclaim ♥
★My friend was bugging me about wanting to see this book, so I bashfully showed him while apologizing, "Sorry it's this kinda book". What's with that...what's the hell's with that... (Mr. H., Author)
Big sistah Tewi!! Let's get out of here and sell these cucumber-scented panties for cash!
The truly grand miracle, that is--
Ahh...Nitori...!
It is by human hands that make miracles happen.
Sukima Bank
Miracles aren't things given by God...
Daddy, where's the passbook?
We have received these kinds of miracle testimonials too!!
Abeshii!!
The dying scream of a grunt in Fist of the North Star
Ah, Princess, usa.
Smile...
★After I read this book my servant's chest got bigger (500 years old charisma loli)
Phew
Okay, that's enough. Princess.
That was only a froglet?
That's right, ribbit.
If being an enemy character is a froglet,
If being an enemy character is a froglet,
She slacks off from work, she slacks off from chores, and she spends all your money recklessly...
Even we have heard the talks about Yamada's useless wife...
Those damned kappa...
They make such a big fuss over one dead technician...!
They make such a big fuss over one dead technician...!
What's after this? Are there still pages left?
Tissues are gonna sell like hotcakes tonight, Princess--!!
And the coup de grâce! That rolling back of the eyes!!
Buy it ♥
Here it is---!!
One of the Princess's 48 flirting skills, the "Galactic☆Nest of Distress"!!
One of the Princess's 48 flirting skills, the "Galactic☆Nest of Distress"!!
Tora no Ana
"Tiger's hole"
White Canvas
Melonbooks
Wouldn't these take away my job as the White Rabbit of Good Fortune?
How about it, Tewi?
Don't you think these doujinshi are very cool?
Don't you think these doujinshi are very cool?
★Extra★
Okay!
The next one I read was the book called "Fantasy and Gentlemen's Socializing Spot" I wasn't expecting much from such a thin book.
Have you ever wondered whether makers or users are greater?
To all the makers, bear in mind that victory or defeat rests in your work.
Intelligent earthlings should already get the theme of this manga by now
The main character has something to say in conclusion, usa!
Hurry up and enjoy!
"I made this for you"...
"I viewed this for you"...
Have you ever been entangled by these unnecessary thoughts?
"I viewed this for you"...
Have you ever been entangled by these unnecessary thoughts?
Even though I am Fri●za, however you look at me, thank you for calling me Cake...
Am I Zarbon?
You're a good man...
I want Pixiv to be that kind of wonderful place for creation...that is my wish.
Users and makers...if they both respect each other, the work that comes out of it must feel good to everyone.
Understand...?
Everything is the same, a failure of a cake...or a lovable villain
Everything is the same, a failure of a cake...or a lovable villain
There are no great creatures in this universe.
Humans, slugs, vegetables, they all live life.
Humans, slugs, vegetables, they all live life.
Kuku...
Throw away that ridiculous pride.
Throw away that ridiculous pride.
Conversely, if you like something don't go overboard with the praises...
Anywhere you go, words of flattery make authors get carried away...huhuhu...
Anywhere you go, words of flattery make authors get carried away...huhuhu...
If the target shifted from criticism of the work to personal attacks, then it only becomes incivility....That's something to be careful of.
But strong-toned words are difficult to control.
And to users, bear in mind, too, that harsh criticism may be clearer than kind words...
And only those who continue to work hard to overcome adversities can become strong. So keep fighting the good fight.
They are all comprised of makers, users, and the work itself.
What I want to say is, cake and doujinshi are the same thing...
Ho ho ho, it's finally my turn
Don't move!
Ho ho ho...
I'm counting on you for the collaboration and the CD as well.
I'm counting on you for the collaboration and the CD as well.
Dad
But this doujinshi was so eager to advertise itself since its presence was less felt than those what's-her-name sisters original characters.
With this I have taken back the joy of life...no, more like pleasure of sex that I have long forgotten.
I was truly...
How can this be...
happy...
You have fulfilled your role as a dessert.
Don't you see...
The End
More worth it than Minoriko
This doujinshi introduced me to ways to use elegant extract to cook rice, to grind rice with elegant boobs, and such. They're charismatic recipes that I can try from now on.
So I bought this pure love 4koma called "Touhou Warufuzake"
You're embellished with such splendid decorations...
Congratulations
By having people who make and people who view come together, a work is established.
I love you
I'm tired~~
Dad
The world is filled with love
Thank you for reading!
※Final Confirmation※
Do you fight the destruction of canon?
Do you fight the destruction of canon?
★When this book was being made, it was announced that I got promoted to a player character. (High school girl, Miss S.)
Makers can claim how they have worked hard on something, but the users only see the end result...
You can't expect them to say nice things about the process.
You can't expect them to say nice things about the process.
Yes...that's a miracle
Special guest: Pretty Tewi
I believe in miracles.
Hitori and Nitori...even their names are similar. This is definitely not a coincidence. This is completely a miracle, I can't be mistaken.
In the drawers over there...
Daddy, where are my underwear?
To someone who had lost everything and was about to end everything, Hitori's doujinshi reignited the hope in me.
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Xiaounlimited
9 months agoWhat.
The.
Fuck?
Nanashi 1337
9 months agoSeconded. It seems the story goes from a celebration of Sanae becoming a selected character in the new ZUN's game to some random stories that comes as a consequence of Kanako baking a cake (death of Nitori and Freezer). Dont try to understand the story, it doesnt make sense.
Vadoff
9 months agoOh god, the parts that are translated are hilarious.
Kabi
9 months agoNightmare fuel
soulcrushing stuff it actually made me feel bad for a sec in nitori's death
and of course the tag what
everything is here
Still waiting for full translation
Midoryu
9 months agoThis really deserves a what tag
dandan
9 months agothis must be one of the must fucked up self advertisement ever. I don't even know what to make of this... and for that, I'm happy
Robert3186
9 months ago*Blinks several times and opens his mouth to say something, but then quickly shuts it again as he's got NOTHING.*
r1c47
9 months agoThat manga doujinshi drawn by someone called Hitori... I must buy it.
Domura
9 months agoOh god, why does this exist and why can't I stop looking at it?
SonicZX
9 months agoThis is advertising at it's finest
Kikimaru
9 months agotl;dr
What'd I miss?
Gah!
9 months agoI'm horrified... I need a hug...
dk
9 months agoTranslation complete. I'm spent.
Midoryu
9 months agoDon't die from exhaustion now, like Nitori
E-mouse
9 months agoThis is the most beautiful advertisement I have ever seen.
Kabi
9 months agoOk now with the finish translation
this is still a more what manga than before
god
what kind of drugs did he use
SonicZX
9 months agoI don't think even taking the world's most powerful hallucinogen could result in this
SonicZX
9 months agoWait when and how did Dhalism die?
shinpuu
9 months agoIt's really messed up!
Reminds me of the MAD magazine.
FluffyRelic
9 months agowat
Not One Of Us
9 months agoEpic.
Beautiful.
ChozoAran
9 months agoThis has got to be one of the most terrifying and hilarious things on the internet. Thank you, Japan, for forever fucking with one's personal perception of "sanity".
Mannosuke
9 months agoAmazing.
Kabi
9 months agoDunno but it says marisa was fighting instead of dhalism
Bastille
9 months agoMy god... What a work of art.
Thundercross
9 months agoHmm, this is funny. But now that it's all translated, I don't really think this should have the 'what' tag.
This is 1) an ad for the author's other manga and
2) a long-winded speech about the necessity of criticizing a troublesome work without attacking the author personally.
And for an exercise, he went off on tangents to give us something to complain about! How wonderful!
DisorderlyConduct
9 months agoMy favorite part was when Suwako bribed Aya and Shiki.
gladwort
9 months agoI'm confused. Is the cake a boy or a girl?
Xiaounlimited
9 months agoEven with the full translation, I still believe this deserves the "what" tag.
This is probably the greatest thing I've read on Danbooru nonetheless. Truly a work of art.
You're a real trooper. I thank you.
Amane Kaito
9 months agoNow thats tripping.
Krugger
9 months agoGood job there I have no words to express the extent of the deed you have done. Please rest
Nanaya7
8 months agoThe message is actually quite obvious. Don't waste food.
Because you're almost as insane as I am.
You must not know bout ZUN, you must not bout ZUN!
ShadowPhalanx
8 months agoHooray! Advertisement saves an old man's life! It's wonderful how media can be these days.
wingding
5 months agoManly tears were shed for Lord Fri... Cake. Goddamnit, this is the best thing i ever saw on Danbooru.
jagus12
5 months agoI dont know what the fuck did I just saw...
But it was awesome
Justy
5 months agoMy brain is full of fuck.
wvmmhxkh
4 months agogod damn this fucking hat.
The Shadow
3 months agoAgreed, the hat has to be the most disturbing thing in this wonderfully disturbed piece.
joe021093
3 months agoI'm going to die. I hope I can rest in peace.
And you guys should do some sincere applause for Hitori...
QUICK! Before I die!
LZRS
1 month agoTHE CAKE IS A LIIIIIEEEE!!!
True
1 month agoBrain cells, I lost them.
Yuu Inohara
28 days agoSo I have finished reading this, and appear to have grown a beard, and it is no longer snowy outside. What year is it?
l-l-lolz
18 days agoHey, is that a ring I see on Nitori's finger at the scene where she blushes?
Pakkuman
7 days agoI tried to understand this...
My brain is officially broken in too many pieces to put back together.
death ashe
3 days agoJesus Christ!!! Injecting a G-Virus to a cake...and adding Freeza's DNA this is beyond....
Gravedigger
1 day agoEpic mindfuck is epic.