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- Posted: over 2 years ago by _dk
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The champion who has shown us that elegant uppercut, Blanka (right) and the utterly defeated challenger Kirisame☆Thanks for the danmaku☆Marisa (left). Marisa was fighting as the new Indian representative after defeating Dhalsim.
You've made such a splendid conclusion...
And to users, too, bear this in mind... It's true that harsh words may represent a purer appreciation than lukewarm kindness...
Here it is---!!
One of the Princess's 48 flirting skills, the "Galactic☆Nest of Seduction"!!
One of the Princess's 48 flirting skills, the "Galactic☆Nest of Seduction"!!
★when I didn't buy this book, they called me smart (Me*)
*Atai
★While I was reading this book, my servant's chest got bigger (500-year-old charisma loli)
It is the warmth of human hands that makes miracles happen.
Now I realize the power of the wild!
Variation of Blanka's win quote in Street Fighter II
※Final Confirmation※
Can you fight adaptation decay?
Can you fight adaptation decay?
Better off than Minoriko.
It was a small glimmer of a miracle given by a small book,
Yes...that's a miracle.
The next one I read was the book called "Fantasy and Gentlemen's Socializing Spot." I wasn't expecting much from such a thin book.
Because I'm still here for you!
At that moment, my daughter suddenly turned around--
Even we have heard the gossip about Yamada's useless wife...
I could clearly hear the scales tipping in their hearts when I showed them the money.
We're counting on you.
Opoo...Oven exploded again and again, so we got the kappa to fix it.
She was about to say Opoona
Baking is not an easy thing...
She never made any western pastries before.
She never made any western pastries before.
getting something like thiiis!
Hey, Sanae!
You can at least try a little bit!
You can at least try a little bit!
Don't look forward to it too much.
So that's how it happened. But maybe it was a bit difficult for an old woman like me.
We thought we should celebrate with Sanae's favourite sweets! (laugh)
Uh-huh.
That was a Touhou doujinshi drawn by someone called Hitori!!
★This is the only book I don't worry about getting stolen (Miss Shut-in Bookworm)
Go home and be a family man...
Variation of Guile's win quote in Street Fighter II
Zarbon...Dodoria...
Is it all right if I say one last thing?
Is it all right if I say one last thing?
Understand...?
Everything is the same, a failure of a cake...or a lovable villain.
Everything is the same, a failure of a cake...or a lovable villain.
Conversely, if you like something don't go overboard, with the praise...
Anywhere you go, words of flattery make authors get carried away...huhuhu...
Anywhere you go, words of flattery make authors get carried away...huhuhu...
If the target shifts from criticism of the work to personal attacks, then it only becomes incivility....That's something to be careful of.
...but strong-toned words are difficult to control.
Intelligent earthlings should already get the theme of this manga by now.
※These are personal thoughts of the users. We cannot guarantee the effects of the actual product.
Abeshii!!
The dying scream of a grunt in Fist of the North Star
So I bought this pure love 4koma called "Touhou Warufuzake"
happy...
Princess...
The expiration date, usa...
The expiration date, usa...
Yeah yeah, Nitori Nitori lol
Makers can claim how they have worked hard on something, but the users only see the end result...
You can't expect them to say nice things about the process.
You can't expect them to say nice things about the process.
Phew.
I love you
Daddy!
★When this book was being made, it was announced that I got promoted to a player character. (High school girl, Miss S.)
Thank you for reading!
The world is filled with love.
Dad
I'm tired~~.
By having people who make and people who view come together, a work is established.
Congratulations
This doujinshi introduced me to ways to use elegant extract to cook rice, to grind rice with elegant boobs, and such. They're charismatic recipes that I can try from now on.
The End
Don't you see...
You have fulfilled your role as a dessert.
How can this be...
With this I have taken back the joy of life...no, more like pleasure of sex that I have long forgotten.
But this doujinshi was so eager to advertise itself since its presence was less felt than those what's-her-name sisters original characters.
Dad
Ho ho ho...
I'm counting on you for the collaboration and the CD as well.
I'm counting on you for the collaboration and the CD as well.
Ho ho ho, it's finally my turn.
What I want to say is, cake and doujinshi are the same thing...
They are all comprised of makers, users, and the work itself.
And only those who continue to work hard to overcome adversities can become strong. So keep fighting the good fight.
Lord Cake...?
Lord Cake!?
Hang in there!
Hang in there!
Lord Cake....
Lord Cake, you realized...!?
I was truly...
Don't move!
There are no great creatures in this universe.
Humans, slugs, vegetables, they all live life.
Humans, slugs, vegetables, they all live life.
Users and makers...if they both respect each other, the work that comes out of it must feel good to everyone.
I want Pixiv to be that kind of wonderful place for creation...that is my wish.
You're a good man...
Am I Zarbon?
Even though I am Fri●za, however you look at me, thank you for calling me Cake...
"I made this for you"...
"I viewed this for you"...
Have you ever been entangled by these unnecessary thoughts?
"I viewed this for you"...
Have you ever been entangled by these unnecessary thoughts?
Hurry up and enjoy!
The main character has something to say in conclusion, usa!
That was only a froglet?
Nah, Princess is Dodoria, use common sense...
Kuku...
Throw away that ridiculous pride.
Throw away that ridiculous pride.
To all the makers, bear in mind that victory or defeat rests in your work.
Have you ever wondered whether makers or users are greater?
Okay!
★Extra★
Lord Cake's final form
Lord Cake...
Eh...?
Okay, that's enough. Princess.
How about it, Tewi?
Don't you think these doujinshi are very cool?
Don't you think these doujinshi are very cool?
Wouldn't these take away my job as the White Rabbit of Good Fortune?
Melonbooks
White Canvas
Tora no Ana
"Tiger's hole"
Buy it! ♥
And the coup de grâce! That rolling back of the eyes!!
Tissues are gonna sell like hotcakes tonight, Princess--!!
What's after this? Are there still pages left?
Those damned kappa...
They make such a big fuss over one dead technician...!
They make such a big fuss over one dead technician...!
She slacks off from work, she slacks off from chores, and she spends all your money recklessly...
That's right, ribbit.
If being an enemy character is a froglet,
If being an enemy character is a froglet,
Whoa
Smile...
I'm back,
Ah, Princess, usa.
We have received these kinds of miracle testimonials too!!
Daddy, where's the passbook?
Miracles aren't things given by God...
Sukima Bank
Ahh...Nitori...!
The truly grand miracle, that is--
Big sistah Tewi!! Let's get out of here and sell these cucumber-scented panties for cash!
Hyahhaa!!
Dumb old fool!
Dumb old fool!
★My friend was bugging me about wanting to see this book, so I bashfully showed him while apologizing, "Sorry it's this kinda book". What's with that...what's the hell's with that... (Mr. H., Author)
All in all, circle "VOK41"'s doujinshi is being sold at these bookstores to critical acclaim! ♥
Then being a player character is like growing up to be an adult frog, ribbit!!
Here...
but this was only a small cue.
Miracles experienced by our users
★I actually earned money when I bought this book. (Mr. H, Author)
The male readers' right hands are really busy now---!!
Fooling guys sure is hard work.
※One is not better than the other
Moe☆
I believe in miracles.
what kind of path in life you will take from now on...
I'd burn all these doujinshi, Princess!
But...at the moment I chose death--
I heard that this doujinshi was starting to be sold in shops! Oh yeah that's right, I have to buy this. I immediately ran to the doujin shop.
If only I can read this with my daughter...
I'm back.
Monster Cucumber
Daddy!!
It's me, it's me!!
Nitori...!?
Somehow my daughter came back to life!
To someone who had lost everything and was about to end everything, Hitori's doujinshi reignited the hope in me.
Daddy, where's my underwear?
In the drawers over there...
Hitori and Nitori...even their names are similar. This is definitely not a coincidence. This is completely a miracle, I can't be mistaken.
Special guest: Pretty Tewi
Before I knew it, I had hung a rope down from the beams.
something stopped me.
The shrine stole everything from me. I have nothing left.
Maybe we can return to the days where our family has three people some day. That day may be near.
That was what I thought.
That was what I believed.
That was what I thought.
That was what I believed.
And when I finished reading them all, a true miracle happened.
I couldn't hold back my tears.
Having walked several hundred years together with my wife, her sudden departure was heavy....It was as if my heart was carved away and all that remained there was hollowness.
Hey Dad, I made some human allies!
Now this house is too big for me.
There's no way
I eat cucumbers alone, but they have become bland as my loneliness came bursting at the seams.
I'll go to the place where my wife and daughter are waiting...and we'll be happy....That was all I had in my mind.
Ah, she really gave birth to a strong child for me--
But as a father I cannot let my sadness get the better of me. I searched for words to say to my daughter as she faced the tombstone, her back towards me.
However, that wonderful child is no longer here.
Said my daughter, her ears red from blushing.
I remembered the day when my wife left me behind.
Having lost my dearest daughter, I lived my days with depressed sighs.
Justice?
Truth?
Truth?
I hear news reporters don't get much in wages?
from the Enma in court...
Truth is God to us journalists!
How about this?
Heheh...
The trial will be just.
That is all.
That is all.
If I had stopped you, you'd still be...!
Nitori...!
I'll be going then, dad!
Take care.
Dammit...
Why...
Since the bribe was successful, the result of the trial was determined from the beginning....
Not guilty
I'm sorry, Nitori...
Yamada
The look on those hypocrites' faces when their consciences were defeated....They were truly masterpieces, ribbit!!
In the end, those things are lighter than feathers!! The weight of money easily slams those things into the ground!
Nitori's father, Kawashiro Nitoro (550 years old)
Nitori...you're working too much recently. Don't overdo it...
It's all right! I have to work for my mother's sake as well!
Don't worry about me. Daddy should only think about getting back in shape!
Cheer up, Daddy!
Did you marry her for her boobs?
Hey Yamada...
If you take these everyone will be much happier...
If you take these everyone will be much happier...
Winner
Why didn't I notice?
Kappa killers, disappear from Gensokyo!!
Daddy...couldn't win...
Congratulations!
We're not tools of the shrine!!
Kanako's mental health's been slipping, and Oven's still broken...
Shit!
It's dangerous for both the cake and Kanako if this drags on.
With that in my mind, I ran around begging for help
from the tengu at the news center...
Write articles that makes you people look good?
Again and again...
And so, during the 30000th repair...!
Oven
Hey sis, why're you sleeping, o'?
Maybe it's true that the cake is really disgusting to the eye!
Sorry about this
Congratulations
Leave it to me.
That was only the beginning, ribbit.
It's okay if you just leave Oven here like this, o'...
Hey Sanae!!
Aren't you being too hard on her!?
Aren't you being too hard on her!?
Is it fixed yet?
Work faster.
Her relatives suspected she died of exhaustion, of course.
Ah, I didn't mean it that way...
That's right...
Such a dirty thing can't be a cake.
Such a dirty thing can't be a cake.
I'm sorry...
I really wanted to celebrate properly, but...
I really wanted to celebrate properly, but...
But you know!?
Kanako worked hard on this cake for your sake, Sanae!!
Kanako worked hard on this cake for your sake, Sanae!!
Again and again...
Again and again...
So I want somebody to repair sis, o'...
I see...
Sorry...
Sorry...
It's a cake brimming with love, you know!?
This isn't a cake...
For Sanae
Congratulations
I'm Oven, o'.
Ehh--!?
It's handmade by a newbie, so don't be too hard on her.
Yes ma'am...
Wha...what's with it now?
You two did all this for my sake...
Thank you very much! Sanae is really happy...!
Thank you very much! Sanae is really happy...!
Ka, Kanako!
for you to be happy
Second form
For those who continue only, scroll down easy!
Subliminal missionary comic
"The Story of Sanae and Miracles"
Drawn by
Hitori
Hitori
Sanae, you're promoted to a player character!
Didn't we celebrate many times right after the announcement already?
What are you saying?
There is never enough celebrations for such a big event like this!!
There is never enough celebrations for such a big event like this!!
So that's why we'll be having red bean rice today!
For Sanae
Just kidding! ♪
Tada!!
It's a cake specially made by Kanako!!
It's a cake specially made by Kanako!!
Eh!?
A cake!?
You hadn't had one ever since we moved here, right?
I...
Huhu...That was a joke.
Ms. Tewi... Ms. Teruyo...
Ms. Tewi... Ms. Teruyo...
Lord Cake...I think....
you're not a failure.
you're not a failure.
It's all yours, Lord Cake!!
Lord Cake was deliciously consumed by the staff afterwards.
Japanese television shows this kind of message to avoid being accused of wasting food.
They taught me two things, one is that even if you've become drenched in mud, there is beauty in living life as it is.
The other is "there are people worse than you", a comfortable feeling.
The other is "there are people worse than you", a comfortable feeling.
Put some clothes on already!
If the readers see you naked when you're not aware, their dreams will get shattered, usa!
If the readers see you naked when you're not aware, their dreams will get shattered, usa!
Youkai killers!!
Next year, little Momiji is gonna start attending elementary...
Say...that's gonna be hard on you...
Say...that's gonna be hard on you...
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Xiaounlimited
over 2 years agoWhat.
The.
Fuck?
Nanashi 1337
over 2 years agoSeconded. It seems the story goes from a celebration of Sanae becoming a selected character in the new ZUN's game to some random stories that comes as a consequence of Kanako baking a cake (death of Nitori and Freezer). Dont try to understand the story, it doesnt make sense.
Vadoff
over 2 years agoOh god, the parts that are translated are hilarious.
Kabi
over 2 years agoNightmare fuel
soulcrushing stuff it actually made me feel bad for a sec in nitori's death
and of course the tag what
everything is here
Still waiting for full translation
Midoryu
over 2 years agoThis really deserves a what tag
dandan
over 2 years agothis must be one of the must fucked up self advertisement ever. I don't even know what to make of this... and for that, I'm happy
Robert3186
over 2 years ago*Blinks several times and opens his mouth to say something, but then quickly shuts it again as he's got NOTHING.*
r1c47
over 2 years agoThat manga doujinshi drawn by someone called Hitori... I must buy it.
Domura
over 2 years agoOh god, why does this exist and why can't I stop looking at it?
SonicZX
over 2 years agoThis is advertising at it's finest
Gah!
over 2 years agoI'm horrified... I need a hug...
dk
over 2 years agoTranslation complete. I'm spent.
Midoryu
over 2 years agoDon't die from exhaustion now, like Nitori
E-mouse
over 2 years agoThis is the most beautiful advertisement I have ever seen.
Kabi
over 2 years agoOk now with the finish translation
this is still a more what manga than before
god
what kind of drugs did he use
SonicZX
over 2 years agoI don't think even taking the world's most powerful hallucinogen could result in this
SonicZX
over 2 years agoWait when and how did Dhalism die?
shinpuu
over 2 years agoIt's really messed up!
Reminds me of the MAD magazine.
FluffyRelic
over 2 years agowat
Not One Of Us
over 2 years agoEpic.
Beautiful.
ChozoAran
over 2 years agoThis has got to be one of the most terrifying and hilarious things on the internet. Thank you, Japan, for forever fucking with one's personal perception of "sanity".
Mannosuke
over 2 years agoAmazing.
Kabi
over 2 years agoDunno but it says marisa was fighting instead of dhalism
Bastille
over 2 years agoMy god... What a work of art.
Thundercross
over 2 years agoHmm, this is funny. But now that it's all translated, I don't really think this should have the 'what' tag.
This is 1) an ad for the author's other manga and
2) a long-winded speech about the necessity of criticizing a troublesome work without attacking the author personally.
And for an exercise, he went off on tangents to give us something to complain about! How wonderful!
DisorderlyConduct
over 2 years agoMy favorite part was when Suwako bribed Aya and Shiki.
gladwort
over 2 years agoI'm confused. Is the cake a boy or a girl?
Xiaounlimited
over 2 years agoEven with the full translation, I still believe this deserves the "what" tag.
This is probably the greatest thing I've read on Danbooru nonetheless. Truly a work of art.
You're a real trooper. I thank you.
Amane Kaito
over 2 years agoNow thats tripping.
Krugger
over 2 years agoGood job there I have no words to express the extent of the deed you have done. Please rest
Nanaya7
over 2 years agoThe message is actually quite obvious. Don't waste food.
Because you're almost as insane as I am.
You must not know bout ZUN, you must not bout ZUN!
ShadowPhalanx
over 2 years agoHooray! Advertisement saves an old man's life! It's wonderful how media can be these days.
wingding
over 2 years agoManly tears were shed for Lord Fri... Cake. Goddamnit, this is the best thing i ever saw on Danbooru.
jagus12
over 2 years agoI dont know what the fuck did I just saw...
But it was awesome
Justy
over 2 years agoMy brain is full of fuck.
The Shadow
over 2 years agoAgreed, the hat has to be the most disturbing thing in this wonderfully disturbed piece.
joe021093
over 2 years agoI'm going to die. I hope I can rest in peace.
And you guys should do some sincere applause for Hitori...
QUICK! Before I die!
True
over 2 years agoBrain cells, I lost them.
Yuu Inohara
1 year agoSo I have finished reading this, and appear to have grown a beard, and it is no longer snowy outside. What year is it?
l-l-lolz
1 year agoHey, is that a ring I see on Nitori's finger at the scene where she blushes?
Pakkuman
1 year agoI tried to understand this...
My brain is officially broken in too many pieces to put back together.
death ashe
1 year agoJesus Christ!!! Injecting a G-Virus to a cake...and adding Freeza's DNA this is beyond....
Gravedigger
1 year agoEpic mindfuck is epic.
chimeratech
1 year agothe fuck did I just read?
garyseven
1 year agoi will steal your words and use them as my own
Exhau
1 year agoIf only all advertisement was like this.
hfunji
1 year agoMy Account > Settings >Show Image Samples
cf
1 year agoInstant favorite. This level of mindfuckery is straight out old Mad magazines.
Sachiko
1 year agoTHIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE! WHAT HAVE I JUST READ?
neozigma
1 year agoBumping cause this work is at the same level of epicness of What that can even be compared to Zun's works !!!
Danbooru was created to post this single shit
Himegami Akane
1 year agoThank God I understood the first half... The second half just raped my mind.
RandomMonster
1 year agoNO, DON'T USE YA COMMON SENSE, wanna end up like nitori... or mannitori... whatever?
Chagen46
1 year agowhat the fuck.
Seriously, I have never seen such amazing and awesome mindfuck ever.
Jesus, the shit that goes on in my head may be insane, but Hitori manages to take insanity and concentrate it into a sheer beam of pure mindfuckery.
Jesus Christ, it's like ThirtyH's, Touhou style.
archon256
1 year agoOh god.
What did I just read.
I think I need to go lie down.
Philemon
1 year agoI had a head once.
It's gone now.
Terashi88
1 year agoThat hat. It stares into my soul. What's left of it after reading this, of course.
Nameless Madao
1 year agolet them eat cake
TheCretin
1 year agoI sit back,take it all in, and think for a minute... All I have to say is, Tewi and Teruyo are really very beautiful in some of those panels.
Keshi-sama
1 year agoWhat? Why? How?
Well, then.
lolin86
1 year agoWhat the fuck did I just read, wasnt about Sanae being a PC...?
DJstagen
1 year agoGreatest Advertisement EVER!!! Imagine if all the companies advertised like this!!! Commercials would be better than the actual shows!
Also, what the hell did I just read?! I thought this was an actual story, then it went all mind screw on us...
Skribulous
1 year ago> Add to Favorites
Flippernino
12 months agoMy god, one hell of a ride right there. There's something wonderful about terribly, grotesquely detailed cakes/faces, isn't there? And about blatant self-advertising.
Yakumo Yukari
12 months agoWe all might as well stop looking for things on the internet, we have found the best it has to offer right here.
Lord Enki
11 months agothis was magnificent
Archangel0891
11 months agoAlmost heart warming to the scene of father Nitori somehow made me sad
Neuro39
11 months agoMan, that's deep, just think abo-WHADDAFUK
RickyControversy
10 months agoI...
...okay.
Khorinthian
8 months agoUndoubtedly the best thing Danbooru has ever received...
ChairThrowingLady
8 months agoMy inner child is weeping right now.
OneSoup
7 months agoand many "what?!"s were had today
Hestenfeiser
7 months agoMy god... This is the best thing ever...
raitie2000
7 months agoWhat the balls?
Bananacat
6 months agoThats what I got from the Story:
Sanae became a playable charakter. Kanako made (very disgusting looking) cake for celebration and blew up the oven quite a few times. Nitori died of exhaustion cause of too much work (repairing the oven). Then mad Kappas, Suwako bribed Aya and Shiki to make them look better in public. Then sad father of Nitori and then I lost track.
DoctorVisigoth
2 months agoNitori, Kaguya, and Tewi are really cute! Imagine what Hitori could do, if only he would give up this life of evil!
alexei
1 month agoLord Cake's words about maker,work and user are so true...