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- Id: 461673
- Posted: 5 months ago by _dk
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- Rating: Safe
- Score: 29
- Favorited by: Tengukami, Hitbox_Fairy, weiyi, Hecate-chan, Xiaounlimited, Jambato (63 more)
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I love you
I'm tired~~
Dad
Dad
More worth it than Minoriko
They taught me two things, one is that even if you've become drenched in mud, there is beauty in living life as it is.
The other is "there are people worse than you", a comfortable feeling.
The other is "there are people worse than you", a comfortable feeling.
But this doujinshi was so eager to advertise itself since its presence was less felt than those what's-her-name sisters original characters.
The next one I read was the book called "Fantasy and Gentlemen's Socializing Spot" I wasn't expecting much from such a thin book.
This doujinshi introduced me to ways to use elegant extract to cook rice, to grind rice with elegant boobs, and such. They're charismatic recipes that I can try from now on.
The world is filled with love
With this I have taken back the joy of life...no, more like pleasure of sex that I have long forgotten.
So I bought this pure love 4koma called "Touhou Warufuzake"
Thank you for reading!
The End
Lord Cake was deliciously consumed by the staff afterwards.
Japanese television shows this kind of message to avoid being accused of wasting food.
You're embellished with such splendid decorations...
Congratulations
Don't you see...
You have fulfilled your role as a dessert.
Lord Cake...I think....
you're not a failure.
you're not a failure.
Lord Cake....
How can this be...
Princess...
The expiration date, usa...
The expiration date, usa...
Lord Cake!?
Hang in there!
Hang in there!
Lord Cake...?
happy...
I was truly...
Lord Cake, you realized...!?
Even though I am Fri●za, however you look at me, thank you for calling me Cake...
Huhu...That was a joke.
Ms. Tewi... Ms. Teruyo...
Ms. Tewi... Ms. Teruyo...
Am I Zarbon?
Nah, Princess is Dodoria, use common sense...
Zarbon...Dodoria...
Is it alright if I say one last thing?
Is it alright if I say one last thing?
You're a good man...
Lord Cake...
I want Pixiv to be that kind of wonderful place for creation...that is my wish.
Users and makers...if they both respect each other, the work that comes out of it must feel good to everyone.
Understand...?
Everything is the same, a failure of a cake...or a lovable villain
Everything is the same, a failure of a cake...or a lovable villain
By having people who make and people who view come together, a work is established.
There are no great creatures in this universe.
Humans, slugs, vegetables, they all live life.
Humans, slugs, vegetables, they all live life.
Kuku...
Throw away that ridiculous pride.
Throw away that ridiculous pride.
"I made this for you"...
"I viewed this for you"...
Have you ever been entangled by these unnecessary thoughts?
"I viewed this for you"...
Have you ever been entangled by these unnecessary thoughts?
Have you ever wondered whether makers or users are greater?
Conversely, if you like something don't go overboard with the praises...
Anywhere you go, words of flattery make authors get carried away...huhuhu...
Anywhere you go, words of flattery make authors get carried away...huhuhu...
If the target shifted from criticism of the work to personal attacks, then it only becomes incivility....That's something to be careful of.
But strong-toned words are difficult to control.
And to users, bear in mind, too, that harsh criticism may be clearer than kind words...
And only those who continue to work hard to overcome adversities can become strong. So keep fighting the good fight.
Makers can claim how they have worked hard on something, but the users only see the end result...
You can't expect them to say nice things about the process.
You can't expect them to say nice things about the process.
To all the makers, bear in mind that victory or defeat rests in your work.
They are all comprised of makers, users, and the work itself.
What I want to say is, cake and doujinshi are the same thing...
Intelligent earthlings should already get the theme of this manga by now
Ho ho ho, it's finally my turn
Don't move!
Ho ho ho...
I'm counting on you for the collaboration and the CD as well.
I'm counting on you for the collaboration and the CD as well.
★Extra★
It's all yours, Lord Cake!!
Lord Cake's final form
Moe☆
The main character has something to say in conclusion, usa!
Hurry up and enjoy!
Okay!
Put some clothes on already!
If the readers see you naked when you're not aware, their dreams will get shattered, usa!
If the readers see you naked when you're not aware, their dreams will get shattered, usa!
Phew
Okay, that's enough. Princess.
※One is not better than the other
That was only a froglet?
Then being a player character is like growing up to be an adult frog, ribbit!!
That's right, ribbit.
If being an enemy character is a froglet,
If being an enemy character is a froglet,
Fooling guys sure is hard work
What's after this? Are there still pages left?
Tissues are gonna sell like hotcakes tonight, Princess--!!
And the coup de grâce! That rolling back of the eyes!!
Buy it ♥
The male readers' right hands are really busy now---!!
Here it is---!!
One of the Princess's 48 flirting skills, the "Galactic☆Nest of Distress"!!
One of the Princess's 48 flirting skills, the "Galactic☆Nest of Distress"!!
Tora no Ana
"Tiger's hole"
White Canvas
Melonbooks
All in all, circle "VOK41"'s doujinshi is being sold at these bookstores with critical acclaim ♥
Wouldn't these take away my job as the White Rabbit of Good Fortune?
I'd burn all these doujinshi, Princess!
★My friend was bugging me about wanting to see this book, so I bashfully showed him while apologizing, "Sorry it's this kinda book". What's with that...what's the hell's with that... (Mr. H., Author)
★I actually earned money when I bought this book. (Mr. H, Author)
★They told me it's wise not to buy this book (Me)
★This is the only book I don't worry about getting stolen (Hikikomori)
★When this book was being made, it was announced that I got promoted to a player character. (High school girl, Miss S.)
★After I read this book my servant's chest got bigger (500 years old charisma loli)
How about it, Tewi?
Don't you think these doujinshi are very cool?
Don't you think these doujinshi are very cool?
※These are personal thoughts by the users, we cannot guarantee the effects of the actual product.
Miracles experienced by our users
Abeshii!!
The dying scream of a grunt in Fist of the North Star
Ah, Princess, usa.
We have received these kinds of miracle testimonials too!!
Smile...
Big sistah Tewi!! Let's get out of here and sell these cucumber-scented panties for cash!
Weehee!!
Dumb old fool!
Dumb old fool!
what kind of path in life you will take from now on...
The truly grand miracle, that is--
Ahh...Nitori...!
Here...
It is by human hands that make miracles happen.
Sukima Bank
Miracles aren't things given by God...
Daddy, where's the passbook?
But this was only a small cue
It was a small glimmer of a miracle given by a small book
The champion who has shown us that elegant uppercut, Blanka (right) and the utterly defeated challenger Kirisame☆Thanks for the danmaku☆Marisa (left). Marisa was fighting as the new Indian representative for Dhalsim.
Yes...that's a miracle
Special guest: Pretty Tewi
I believe in miracles.
Hitori and Nitori...even their names are similar. This is definitely not a coincidence. This is completely a miracle, I can't be mistaken.
In the drawers over there...
Daddy, where are my underwear?
To someone who had lost everything and was about to end everything, Hitori's doujinshi reignited the hope in me.
Yeah yeah, Nitori Nitori ww
Somehow my daughter came back to life!
Nitori...!?
It's me, it's me!!
Daddy!!
Monster Cucumber
Daddy!
I'm back,
Eh...?
I'm back.
If only I can read this with my daughter...
And when I finished reading them all, a true miracle happened.
I heard that this doujinshi was starting to be sold in shops! Oh yeah that's right, I have to buy this. I immediately ran to the doujin shop.
That was a Touhou doujinshi drawn by someone called Hitori!!
something stopped me.
But...at the moment I chose death--
I'll go to the place where my wife and daughter are waiting...and we'll be happy....That was all I had in my mind.
Before I knew it, I had hung a rope down from the beams.
I eat cucumbers alone, but they have become bland as my loneliness came bursting at the seams.
Maybe we can return to the days where our family has three people some day. That day may be near.
That was what I thought.
That was what I believed.
That was what I thought.
That was what I believed.
Said my daughter, her ears red from blushing.
Now this house is too big for me.
Hey Dad, I made some human allies!
The shrine stole everything from me. I have nothing left.
However, that wonderful child is no longer here.
I couldn't hold back my tears.
Because I'm still here for Daddy!
Cheer up, Daddy!
At that moment, my daughter suddenly turned around
But as a father I cannot let my sadness get the better of me. I searched for words to say to my daughter as she faced the tombstone, her back towards me.
Having walked several hundred years together with my wife, her sudden departure was heavy....It was as if my heart was carved away and all that remained there was hollowness.
Ah, she really gave birth to a strong child for me--
I remembered the day when my wife left me behind.
Having lost my dearest daughter, I lived my days with depressed sighs.
Don't worry about me. Daddy should only think about getting back in shape!
It's all right! I have to work for my mother's sake as well!
Nitori...you're working too much recently. Don't overdo it...
Nitori's father, Kawashiro Nitoro (550 years old)
Daddy...couldn't win...
I have discovered raw power!
In the end, those things are lighter than feathers!! The weight of money easily slams those things into the ground!
Did you marry her for her boobs?
She slacks off from work, she slacks off from chores, and she spends all your money recklessly...
The look on those hypocrites' faces when their consciences were defeated....They were truly masterpieces, ribbit!!
Yamada
I'm sorry, Nitori...
Not guilty
Since the bribe was successful, the result of the trial was determined from the beginning....
Why didn't I notice?
Why...
Dammit...
Take care.
I'll be going then, dad!
Nitori...!
If I had stopped you, you'd still be...!
Winner
The trial will be just.
That is all.
That is all.
Heheh...
How about this?
Truth is God to us journalists!
from the Enma in court...
I hear news reporters don't get much in wages?
I could clearly hear the scales tipping in their hearts when I showed them the money
Justice?
Truth?
Truth?
Next year, little Momizi is gonna start attending elementary...
Say...that's gonna be hard on you...
Say...that's gonna be hard on you...
Hey Yamada...
If you take these everyone will be much happier...
If you take these everyone will be much happier...
Even we have heard the talks about Yamada's useless wife...
Write articles that makes you people look good?
from the tengu at the news center...
With that in my mind, I ran around begging for help
It's dangerous for both the cake and Kanako if this drags on
Shit!
Youkai killers!!
Kanako's mental health's been slipping, and Oven's still broken...
We're not tools of the shrine!!
Kappa killers, disappear from Gensokyo!!
Those damned kappa...
They make such a big fuss over one dead technician...!
They make such a big fuss over one dead technician...!
That was only the beginning, ribbit.
Ehh--!?
Her relatives suspected she died of exhaustion, of course.
So I want somebody to repair sis, o'...
It's okay if you just leave Oven here like this, o'...
Hey sis, why're you sleeping, o'?
Oven
And so, during the 30000th repair...!
Is it fixed yet?
Again and again...
Work faster
Again and again...
Yes ma'am...
We're counting on you
Again and again...
Opoo...Oven exploded again and again, so we got the kappa to fix it
She was about to say Opoona
Baking is not an easy thing...
She never made any western pastries before
She never made any western pastries before
Leave it to me
Congratulations
Sorry about this
I'm Oven, o'.
It's a cake brimming with love, you know!?
But you know!?
Kanako worked hard on this cake for your sake, Sanae!!
Kanako worked hard on this cake for your sake, Sanae!!
Second form
Maybe it's true that the cake is really disgusting to the eye!
Hey Sanae!!
Aren't you being too hard on her!?
Aren't you being too hard on her!?
Ah, I didn't mean it that way...
to get something like this
for you to be happy
There's no way
I'm sorry...
I really wanted to celebrate properly, but...
I really wanted to celebrate properly, but...
Ka, Kanako!
That's right...
Such a dirty thing can't be a cake.
Such a dirty thing can't be a cake.
I see...
Sorry...
Sorry...
I...
Hey Sanae!
You can at least try a little bit
You can at least try a little bit
This isn't a cake...
Congratulations
For Sanae
You two did all this for my sake...
Thank you very much! Sanae is really happy...!
Thank you very much! Sanae is really happy...!
It's handmade by a newbie, so don't be too hard on her.
Don't look forward to it much
So that's how it happened. But maybe it was a bit difficult for an old woman like me
We thought we should celebrate with Sanae's favourite sweets (laugh)
uh huh
You hadn't had one ever since we moved here, right?
A cake!?
Eh!?
Tada!!
It's a cake specially made by Kanako!!
It's a cake specially made by Kanako!!
Just kidding
For Sanae
So that's why we'll be having red bean rice today!
What are you saying?
There is never enough celebrations for such a big event like this!!
There is never enough celebrations for such a big event like this!!
Didn't we celebrate many times right after the announcement already?
Wha...what's with it now?
Whoa
Congratulations!
Sanae, you're promoted to a player character!
Drawn by
Hitori
Hitori
"The Story of Sanae and Miracles"
Subliminal missionary comic
For those who continue only, scroll down easy!
Return to your country...
Don't you have a family too?
Don't you have a family too?
※Final Confirmation※
Do you fight the destruction of canon?
Do you fight the destruction of canon?
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Xiaounlimited
5 months agoWhat.
The.
Fuck?
Nanashi 1337
5 months agoSeconded. It seems the story goes from a celebration of Sanae becoming a selected character in the new ZUN's game to some random stories that comes as a consequence of Kanako baking a cake (death of Nitori and Freezer). Dont try to understand the story, it doesnt make sense.
Vadoff
5 months agoOh god, the parts that are translated are hilarious.
Kabi
5 months agoNightmare fuel
soulcrushing stuff it actually made me feel bad for a sec in nitori's death
and of course the tag what
everything is here
Still waiting for full translation
Midoryu
5 months agoThis really deserves a what tag
dandan
5 months agothis must be one of the must fucked up self advertisement ever. I don't even know what to make of this... and for that, I'm happy
Robert3186
5 months ago*Blinks several times and opens his mouth to say something, but then quickly shuts it again as he's got NOTHING.*
r1c47
5 months agoThat manga doujinshi drawn by someone called Hitori... I must buy it.
Domura
5 months agoOh god, why does this exist and why can't I stop looking at it?
SonicZX
5 months agoThis is advertising at it's finest
Kikimaru
5 months agotl;dr
What'd I miss?
Gah!
5 months agoI'm horrified... I need a hug...
dk
5 months agoTranslation complete. I'm spent.
Midoryu
5 months agoDon't die from exhaustion now, like Nitori
E-mouse
5 months agoThis is the most beautiful advertisement I have ever seen.
Kabi
5 months agoOk now with the finish translation
this is still a more what manga than before
god
what kind of drugs did he use
SonicZX
5 months agoI don't think even taking the world's most powerful hallucinogen could result in this
SonicZX
5 months agoWait when and how did Dhalism die?
shinpuu
5 months agoIt's really messed up!
Reminds me of the MAD magazine.
FluffyRelic
5 months agowat
Not One Of Us
5 months agoEpic.
Beautiful.
ChozoAran
5 months agoThis has got to be one of the most terrifying and hilarious things on the internet. Thank you, Japan, for forever fucking with one's personal perception of "sanity".
Mannosuke
5 months agoAmazing.
Kabi
5 months agoDunno but it says marisa was fighting instead of dhalism
Bastille
5 months agoMy god... What a work of art.
Thundercross
5 months agoHmm, this is funny. But now that it's all translated, I don't really think this should have the 'what' tag.
This is 1) an ad for the author's other manga and
2) a long-winded speech about the necessity of criticizing a troublesome work without attacking the author personally.
And for an exercise, he went off on tangents to give us something to complain about! How wonderful!
DisorderlyConduct
5 months agoMy favorite part was when Suwako bribed Aya and Shiki.
gladwort
5 months agoI'm confused. Is the cake a boy or a girl?
Xiaounlimited
5 months agoEven with the full translation, I still believe this deserves the "what" tag.
This is probably the greatest thing I've read on Danbooru nonetheless. Truly a work of art.
You're a real trooper. I thank you.
Amane Kaito
5 months agoNow thats tripping.
Krugger
5 months agoGood job there I have no words to express the extent of the deed you have done. Please rest
Nanaya7
4 months agoThe message is actually quite obvious. Don't waste food.
Because you're almost as insane as I am.
You must not know bout ZUN, you must not bout ZUN!
ShadowPhalanx
4 months agoHooray! Advertisement saves an old man's life! It's wonderful how media can be these days.
wingding
1 month agoManly tears were shed for Lord Fri... Cake. Goddamnit, this is the best thing i ever saw on Danbooru.
jagus12
1 month agoI dont know what the fuck did I just saw...
But it was awesome
Justy
1 month agoMy brain is full of fuck.
wvmmhxkh
12 days agogod damn this fucking hat.