It's all fun and games when they're small, but then they grow up and you start experiencing nausea, fatigue, hair loss, low blood count, sterility, and cancer.

CeruleanWings said:
...and are exposed to nuclear radiation.

You're a dork. Those are symptoms of radiation poisoning.

As I said in the hard translated:
Warning: Touhou co isn't responsible for any radiation poisoning, 50 megaton explosions, or sudden appearance of miniature suns that could evaporate cities, and the atmosphere. there is a 1 in 19 chance it'll go axe crazy from pure stupidity. Always wear NBC class gear when handling your Utsuho. Please do not use Utsuho as an alternate energy source.
If your having problems with your Utsuho, decided if getting killed by her or by the very pissed off shrine madien is the better option.

Ya know if they're forced to recall her I don't think anyone will give her back.

RECALL NOTICE
All Satorin® brand Utsuho Reiuji© products have been recalled due to high levels of:
Radium
Hydrogen-3
Cobalt-60
Trinitite

Customers who have purchased Utsuho Reiuzi© products are strongly encouraged to mail them in lead-lined boxes to

Touhou Co. PO Box 99999, Gensokyo
TELEPHONE 1-999-999-6666

for a refund and medical reimbursement.

NWF_Renim said:
It's all fun and games when they're small, but then they grow up and you start experiencing nausea, fatigue, hair loss, low blood count, sterility, and cancer.

I am okay with this.

nipa!

Words cannot describe how much I want this.

NWF_Renim said:
It's all fun and games when they're small, but then they grow up and you start experiencing nausea, fatigue, hair loss, low blood count, sterility, and cancer.

arent those the symptoms of getting old in general anyway?

garyseven said:
arent those the symptoms of getting old in general anyway?

Thats the entire point

Am I the only one who strongly believes she is not actively emitting radiation all the time (nevermind that Reimu or Marisa, who were fighting her when she was actively tossing mini-suns at them, would have keeled over if she were emitting such high levels of radiation)?