Enter the "Pedo sponge"

Well... how old is SB exactly?

How did this crossover happen? o_O

gladwort said:
Well... how old is SB exactly?

God knows. I mean, he goes to school, but has a job and is old enough to drive and live on his own...

At the risk of sounding like a huge nerd, I'm going to clear this up: Spongebob's birthday is July 14, 1986, so (as of this post) he's 22.

Okay then, he's officially a pedo. Can't blame him, living in Bikini Bottom during his formative years.

occasionally a man's head explodes.

this is one of those moments

I find it amusing that Spongebob's fuckface is the same exact expression he has for everything else he does...

damn!!

Wait, Im pretty sure he's been naked in the cartoon before... and he didnt have a penis.. How's this possible? D:

I'm not sure what to say to this \:

Sabata. said:
Wait, Im pretty sure he's been naked in the cartoon before... and he didnt have a penis.. How's this possible? D:

a fancy new shirt and pants. look, he's still clothed!

Imagining him doing his signature laugh during this is fucking hilarious.

finalizer said:
Imagining him doing his signature laugh during this is fucking hilarious.

Fucking hell, I can't unhear it.

Cracked me up when I saw this pic.

My God!

so.... how do we know this is anal?

finalizer said:
Imagining him doing his signature laugh during this is fucking hilarious.

damn u! now i cant stop laughing!!

finalizer said:
Imagining him doing his signature laugh during this is fucking hilarious.

I ended up forcing bits of pizza crust into my nose when it hit me

Hot.

Rating: Questionable.

....

That makes the most sense out of this picture.

Lord_Enki said:
Rating: Questionable.

....

That makes the most sense out of this picture.

looks pretty safe to me

Clone394 said:
looks pretty safe to me

hehe... I want talking about the sexual nature~

...I was talking about reason...

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?

PE-DO RA-PIST

so she's on the sponge, so to speak

Lord_Enki said:
hehe... I want talking about the sexual nature~

...I was talking about reason...

still looks safe to me its spongebob he cant do anything wrong

I wanted to say something about square pegs and round holes, but after some deliberation decided not to.

Who the hell drew this lol.
I almost want to give him a pat on the back, but then when I think about it again, I'd rather punch him in the face and scream, "Y U DO DAT!?"

Then again, rule34 exists for a reason, huh.

Fluffz0rs said:
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?

PE-DO RA-PIST

A free internets grab-bag for you, good sir...

Hand_Of_Fayt said:
A free internets grab-bag for you, good sir...

Actually, that whole song is like a free range of disturbing sexual implications.

GET ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH is suddenly a bit wrong in my mind... and what exactly does 'nautical nonsense' actually imply? D:

jjj14 said:
At the risk of sounding like a huge nerd, I'm going to clear this up: Spongebob's birthday is July 14, 1986, so (as of this post) he's 22.

And yet, he still sounds as if he hasn't hit puberty yet. That is, if sponges go through puberty.

BEST THREAD EVER (or somewhere in the top five, at the least).

The only thing keeping me from bookmarking this, is the fear that someone might find it on my computer one day.

McSpanky said:
BEST THREAD EVER (or somewhere in the top five, at the least).

The only thing keeping me from bookmarking this, is the fear that someone might find it on my computer one day.

Agreed!

But you said you had a sponge in you..!
Oooh you ment meee.

maybe not a pedo! :D

I have no words...

Comments + picture = win
can't stop laughing ;D

See, in all its weirdness, it's times like this that I truly love what the internet can do. The fact that anyone can discuss this picture rationally is nothing short of amazing.

Thank you all.