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Splashman
over 2 years ago

Awesome!
...but how is he smoking that thing?

sgcdonmai
over 2 years ago

He can breathe through the mask, y'know.

Dragon Samurai
over 2 years ago

it's kind of odd seeing him portrayed as a delinquent like this considering how he boasts responsibility so much.

Comartemis
over 2 years ago

In this pic: Cigarette manufacturers try to make up for an entire generation of kids growing up without Joe the Camel around to show them how cool smoking is.

Devonian
over 2 years ago

Dragon_Samurai said:
it's kind of odd seeing him portrayed as a delinquent like this considering how he boasts responsibility so much.

On the other hand, he did sell his marriage to what is essentially Satan recently...

silent killer
over 2 years ago

Coolest.
Spider-man.
Ever.

Trucidation
1 year ago

Splashman said:
Awesome!
...but how is he smoking that thing?

Reminds me of that parody I saw showing him frantically trying to undo his pants to pee.

RaptorJesus
1 year ago

Dragon_Samurai said:
it's kind of odd seeing him portrayed as a delinquent like this considering how he boasts responsibility so much.

Considering he also hates gangbangers with a passion and loves teaching...

cannedfury
11 months ago

Let's all pretend that hairdo is a symbiote. Now there are no qualms over canon and this is the greatest alternative to Emo Peter possible.

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