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Eh~ Really?! You're a Virgin?!
Kya hua hua hua hua!
Kameeee
The only excuse for being a virgin is if you are Final Fantasy II's main character, right~?
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T5J8F8
over 2 years ago

FFIV EasyType?
Zeromus EG?

Manifest
over 2 years ago

whaaat

LaC
over 2 years ago

PROTIP: the original was about being a virgin, not easy mode.

T5J8F8
over 2 years ago

What, c'mon, Frion (refrigerant?) had Maria and Leila/Reila.

freshprinceofdespair
over 2 years ago

If you think about, no game in the series ever implied that the main character tapped any of the heroines.

T5J8F8
over 2 years ago

FFVII does, and FFX isn't entirely closed to it. Not sure about the others (and I doubt Cecil or Rosa weren't as goody-goody alone as when out & about).

raikou
over 2 years ago

Well, Cecil and Rosa did have a son in that horrible abomination of of spin-off game.

N.
over 2 years ago

I was under the impression that they were cohabiting before the start of FFIV anyway.

sgcdonmai
over 2 years ago

Some of the extra material revealed that Rosa and Cecil did not have an active love life before their adventures in FFIV.
Rosa did love Cecil, and Cecil did love her, but as he was a commoner and Rosa was a noble, the two were obliged (particularly by Cecil's sense of honor and duty) to hold their feelings in check.
This gave Cain - a captain of the Dragon Knights, of whom Rosa's father was a prominent member - the mistaken impression that he had a chance with Rosa.

Ryuail
over 2 years ago

sgcdonmai said:
Some of the extra material revealed that Rosa and Cecil did not have an active love life before their adventures in FFIV.
Rosa did love Cecil, and Cecil did love her, but as he was a commoner and Rosa was a noble, the two were obliged (particularly by Cecil's sense of honor and duty) to hold their feelings in check.
This gave Cain - a captain of the Dragon Knights, of whom Rosa's father was a prominent member - the mistaken impression that he had a chance with Rosa.

bzzzzzzzzzt~ Cecil was a royal knight of the Red Baron brigade who answered directly to the king. Commoner, pfft. Hell I didn't even like FF4 and I remember that after all these years!

DarkImagination
over 2 years ago

I wouldn't think Cecil would have been able to become a paladin if he wasn't a virgin before Mt. Ordeals...

Riznar
over 2 years ago

DarkImagination said:
I wouldn't think Cecil would have been able to become a paladin if he wasn't a virgin before Mt. Ordeals...

Ah yes, murder is fine but no fuzzy bumping

DarkImagination
over 2 years ago

Riznar said:
Ah yes, murder is fine but no fuzzy bumping

Now you're thinking like a warrior of the church!

Bufuman
over 2 years ago

I remember hearing somewhere that Cecil and Rosa are implied to have slept together in the original Japanese SNES (well, Super Famicom) release. Then again, I have no confirmation on this, so it could easily be false.

Still, the entire point of Cecil's trial was to atone for his sins, so even if the horizontal tango is considered evil if not done for the purposes of procreation, he would've been absolved by overcoming his trial. And after the game is over, he friggin' marries Rosa, so bumping uglies is probably fine and dandy.

HeirofSparda
over 2 years ago

Actually I think this is all because of a scene in FF2 where a Lamia Queen disguises itself as Princess Hilda and tries to seduce Firion and his reaction is all "No, I should'nt.....but....I can't resist."

sgcdonmai
over 2 years ago

Ryuail said:
bzzzzzzzzzt~ Cecil was a royal knight of the Red Baron brigade who answered directly to the king. Commoner, pfft.

Common, as in his bloodline. He had none of Baron's royalty in his pedigree. This was not true of Kain and Rosa.

Part of Cecil's backstory is that he was a nobody orphan until the King decided to take him in to train as a Dark Knight.

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