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derethus
over 3 years ago

you may only choose one

cahoszerox
over 3 years ago

first choice would be middle one, then right

phane
over 3 years ago

I choose Kanako and give albert first pick on Yukari or Eirin.

finalagent
over 3 years ago

My first choice would be Eirin!

Then Kanako...and last would be Yukari.

Lepperchaun
over 3 years ago

Yukari doesn't get much love it seems...

SonicGTR
over 2 years ago

If Gensokyo has universal healthcare, Kanako.
If not, Eirin.

Dalveska
over 2 years ago

Can't pass up the chance to be married to a hot god like Kanako. Would pick her without knowing she was as well.

Zizou
over 2 years ago

Kanako, without thinking.

Hyperion Zero
over 2 years ago

I'd love to see someone try to use that line in real life.

RiderFan
over 2 years ago

There are no laws against bigamy in Gensenkyo!

shinmasaki
over 2 years ago

RiderFan said:
There are no laws against bigamy in Gensenkyo!

No telling if you would survive though.

Oh and Yukari would be my choice

KrazyCatQueen
1 year ago

Yukariiiin<3

NWSiaCB
1 year ago

I'd have to say it depends on which version of Yukari it is, and how much "Bored, Crazy, and Powerful" has infiltrated Yukari's mood. Could be a fun/interesting but very short life, depending.

Without knowing that, though, I could fairly easily go Kanako without ever looking back. Running a shrine and being some sort of step-father of Sanae might be a fun, if odd, life.

I never much liked Eirin, though. It's probably all the random torturing Reisen that is pretty much the only thing I see of her, plus the fact that she never really gets any cumuppance for her general snobbery.

NWSiaCB
1 year ago

Actually, I never really thought about Kanako all that much before, but considering as she essentially introduced Nuclear Fusion (and electricity) into Gensokyo for the purposes of allowing all sorts of modern tech toys like Hatate's cell phone to be useful, the more I think about what living with Kanako would be like, the more I think it would be a pretty spectacular deal.

The only bit of weirdness would be becoming the husband of Sanae's goddess and mother-figure... How do you walk in to someone's life and say, "Hey, I'm not that much older than you, but now I'm not just your functional step-dad, I'm also your deity's husband." Seems like it would be a little awkward...

FataliAleph
1 year ago

What makes any of you think you have a choice? It's all three, until (your) death do them part.

YoruKishi
1 year ago

Yukari package = Chen + Ran
Kanako package = Sanae + Suwako
Eirin package = Reisen + lazy Kaguya princess + troublesome Tewi rabbit

So hard to pick.

Skribulous
1 year ago

Hyperion_Zero said:
I'd love to see someone try to use that line in real life.

You actually can, but it'll have to depend on which country and in what religious service it'll be held.

laughingzetsubou
1 year ago

Kanako i choose you!

Kennethiun
10 months ago

If its Eirin, it may not be "until death"...

OmniGman
10 months ago

NWSiaCB said:
I'd have to say it depends on which version of Yukari it is, and how much "Bored, Crazy, and Powerful" has infiltrated Yukari's mood. Could be a fun/interesting but very short life, depending.

Without knowing that, though, I could fairly easily go Kanako without ever looking back. Running a shrine and being some sort of step-father of Sanae might be a fun, if odd, life.

I never much liked Eirin, though. It's probably all the random torturing Reisen that is pretty much the only thing I see of her, plus the fact that she never really gets any cumuppance for her general snobbery.

Yukari is just too damn lazy and she likes Xanatos Gambits way too much. I'd never be certain if she actually loved me, was just being lazy and messing around for sport (since she'd easily outlive me anyway), or if she was just manipulating me for some scheme that's completely beyond my comprehension. Relationships require trust to work and no one in their right mind would trust canon Yukari.

Eirin is no good either. The same trust issues as with Yukari if not worse (she gave up a life of respect and prestige and betrayed and killed a bunch of her own people over a spoiled brat who wanted to be immortal despite already being eternally young), plus the irritation of having to put up with Tewi and always playing second fiddle to Kaguya's random whims. It doesn't help that it was "Inaba of the Earth, Inaba of the Moon" that introduced me to her character and she is a massively abusive b*tch towards poor Reisen there (talk about bad 1st impressions). I'd rather marry Reisen than any of the other Eientei cast; preferrably with the option of having her leave that place and move in with me.

Kanako is awesome by comparison. She's a little heavy-handed in trying to get her way and doesn't always think things through, but she genuinely wants to make Gensokyo more like the outside world in an effort to improve it, is more familiar with a culture similar to my own, and her supporting cast are the easiest to get along with. Sanae is kind of snobby, shallow, and thoughtless but she at least defers to Kanako and if Kanako says she approves of me there won't be any toruble. Pretty much the same for Suwako. A (relatively) quiet life in the Moriya Shrine would do me wonders and I can occasionally hang out with the tengu and kappa. If Kanako really trusts me I may be able to give her advice whenever she comes up with another scheme and head off another potential incident too.

MXZ
4 months ago

derethus said:
you may only choose one

You bastard...

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