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Using the Professor's deluxe punishment bag for punishment.
Yes, and..?
And then 7 months later...
The successful debut into society!
Training to pick out things that are good to eat.
Professor, I believe that child was originally a boy...
Training to speak words.
This child was found in a certain location in Lithuania, raised by wild pigs. Will I be able, through education, to produce an upstanding member of society?
Training to walk on two feet.
My hobbies are embroidery and reading.
This is the latest tale from Professor Charles M. Church, an influential person in the area of education of wild children.
>_< ? bite_mark black_hair blonde_hair blue_eyes boned_meat comic crossdressing curtsey dog dress drooling english facial_hair feral flat_gaze food highres male meat mustache old_man original queen_(band) riyo_(lyomsnpmp) saliva skull smile tail tail_wagging teaching tears teeth translated trap

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beyblade
over 3 years ago

gave me a good laugh

finalagent
over 3 years ago

This is so awesome.

memegui
over 3 years ago

The most effective way of learning english.

Setters
over 3 years ago

The perfect way to raise traps.

dragnfly
over 3 years ago

Of all this great comedy, it was the bite marks on the dog's backside that made me laugh the most.

CuaDracula
over 3 years ago

What the?! that was wickedly fun!

Howling Wolf
over 3 years ago

"We are the champions, my friend..."

This was great.

GordonFreeman
over 3 years ago

1. Get Tarzan.
2. Turn Tarzan into upper-society girl.
3. ???
4. Profit!

Timmaine
over 3 years ago

>it was the bite marks on the dog's backside that made me laugh the most.

Holy crap, I did not even notice that.
Made me laugh hard.

OscarX
over 3 years ago

i want to use a punishment bag on someone XD

GuyB
over 3 years ago

Question, does anyone actually know the source of this?

evazion
over 3 years ago

Protip: There's a source link beneath the list of tags.

スラッシュ
over 3 years ago

It's a riyo original as far as I can tell.

OscarX
over 3 years ago

those eyes... those eyes!!! scary!!!

Kikimaru
over 3 years ago

OscarX said:
those eyes... those eyes!!! scary!!!

What are you talking about?
Those are total "come to bed, dear"-eyes.

GordonFreeman
over 3 years ago

More like "Come to bed, dear, so I can devour you." And I don't mean sexually.

T5J8F8
over 3 years ago

The Queen lyrics were LOLzy, but I too didn't notice the failed decision branded on the dog's backside. Hm... Now I'm craving to see this "lady" doing it with that tramp... Dammit, Internet, you've made quite the sick fuck outta me.

Mauser
over 3 years ago

Lol. A Queen reference, great art, and a hilarious punch line. Lol, this is great! XD

Rankaze
over 3 years ago

I wonder if there any stories and/or more comics like this. Hmm.

OscarX
over 3 years ago

Kikimaru said:
What are you talking about?
Those are total "come to bed, dear"-eyes.

yo kiddin rite? its more like "your soul...i can feel it, even taste it..."

Muey
over 2 years ago

Haha, this is currently the highest scoring image on danbooru. I approve.

Fred1515
over 2 years ago

Muey said:
Haha, this is currently the highest scoring image on danbooru. I approve.

With a huge difference too, and now it's also the only image with a 3-digit score.

Didn't expect the most popular image to be about raising a trap though. What would Freud think about this?

Hyperion Zero
over 2 years ago

Freud would think about snorting coke off his mother's tits.

Cyberia-Mix
over 2 years ago

Muey said:
Haha, this is currently the highest scoring image on danbooru.

Makes me worried as I absolutely don't get why (except for the sake of breaking the score count, that is).

Gimeul
over 2 years ago

Somehow, this post garnered 39 more ratings since I last saw this. That's kind of crazy...

twinkiepuffs
over 2 years ago

This is hilarious, but there's something I don't get... If he was raised by wild pigs, then why would he eat meat? And the skull in the den? It looks more like he was raised by wild dogs or something. Also, I really wonder what is in that bag of punishment.

aldeayeah
over 2 years ago

Wild pigs are omnivorous. Wikipedia:

"They eat almost anything they come across, including grass, nuts, berries, carrion, roots, tubers, refuse, insects, small reptiles. Wild boar are also known to predate on young deer and lambs. This has not been reported in the UK, but is a common problem in Australia."

JakeBob
over 2 years ago

I remember seeing this on deviantart a while ago, and it's still funny.

TentacleSoup
over 2 years ago

Jesus mother-fucking Christ. ;_;

I would say "I came", but that was my response before the last panel. After the trap reveal, my testicles practically turned inside out.

Absolutely hilarious, totally adorable and unbelievably fucking hot. ...I'm such a deviant.

alphamone
1 year ago

Is it just me or does that guy look like Michio Kaku?

FRien
1 year ago

TentacleSoup said:
After the trap reveal, my testicles practically turned inside out.

Same here.

akun5000
1 year ago

Honestly, raising a high society girl would be the greater challenge. It's so much easier to go down than up in ettiquette levels.

RedHotFunk
1 year ago

amazing. just speechless

JakeBob
1 year ago

Cripes, I just noticed the blackboard.

Popebug
1 year ago

aldeayeah said:
Wild boar are also known to predate on young deer and lambs. This has not been reported in the UK, but is a common problem in Australia."

What animal *isn't* a common problem in Australia?

Byakugan01
1 year ago

Popebug said:
What introduced animal *isn't* a common problem in Australia?

Fixed for sad truth.

UserAccount
1 year ago

Popebug said:
What introduced animal *isn't* a common problem in Australia?

You know how people sometimes joke that "BUNNIES WILL AKE OVER THE WORLD!"? That actually almost happened in Australia. 24 rabbits were introduced...about 10 or so years later, there were literally millions, ripping the vegetation apart like a cute, fuzzy swarm of locusts.

Clone394
1 year ago

How to make a Trap 101

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