Using the Professor's deluxe punishment bag for punishment.
Yes, and..?
And then 7 months later...
The successful debut into society!
The successful debut into society!
Training to pick out things that are good to eat.
Professor, I believe that child was originally a boy...
Training to speak words.
This child was found in a certain location in Lithuania, raised by wild pigs. Will I be able, through education, to produce an upstanding member of society?
Training to walk on two feet.
My hobbies are embroidery and reading.
This is the latest tale from Professor Charles M. Church, an influential person in the area of education of wild children.


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beyblade
over 3 years agogave me a good laugh
finalagent
over 3 years agoThis is so awesome.
memegui
over 3 years agoThe most effective way of learning english.
Setters
over 3 years agoThe perfect way to raise traps.
dragnfly
over 3 years agoOf all this great comedy, it was the bite marks on the dog's backside that made me laugh the most.
CuaDracula
over 3 years agoWhat the?! that was wickedly fun!
Howling Wolf
over 3 years ago"We are the champions, my friend..."
This was great.
GordonFreeman
over 3 years ago1. Get Tarzan.
2. Turn Tarzan into upper-society girl.
3. ???
4. Profit!
Timmaine
over 3 years ago>it was the bite marks on the dog's backside that made me laugh the most.
Holy crap, I did not even notice that.
Made me laugh hard.
OscarX
over 3 years agoi want to use a punishment bag on someone XD
GuyB
over 3 years agoQuestion, does anyone actually know the source of this?
evazion
over 3 years agoProtip: There's a source link beneath the list of tags.
スラッシュ
over 3 years agoIt's a riyo original as far as I can tell.
OscarX
over 3 years agothose eyes... those eyes!!! scary!!!
Kikimaru
over 3 years agoWhat are you talking about?
Those are total "come to bed, dear"-eyes.
GordonFreeman
over 3 years agoMore like "Come to bed, dear, so I can devour you." And I don't mean sexually.
T5J8F8
over 3 years agoThe Queen lyrics were LOLzy, but I too didn't notice the failed decision branded on the dog's backside. Hm... Now I'm craving to see this "lady" doing it with that tramp... Dammit, Internet, you've made quite the sick fuck outta me.
Mauser
over 3 years agoLol. A Queen reference, great art, and a hilarious punch line. Lol, this is great! XD
Rankaze
over 3 years agoI wonder if there any stories and/or more comics like this. Hmm.
OscarX
over 3 years agoyo kiddin rite? its more like "your soul...i can feel it, even taste it..."
Muey
over 2 years agoHaha, this is currently the highest scoring image on danbooru. I approve.
Fred1515
over 2 years agoWith a huge difference too, and now it's also the only image with a 3-digit score.
Didn't expect the most popular image to be about raising a trap though. What would Freud think about this?
Hyperion Zero
over 2 years agoFreud would think about snorting coke off his mother's tits.
Cyberia-Mix
over 2 years agoMakes me worried as I absolutely don't get why (except for the sake of breaking the score count, that is).
Gimeul
over 2 years agoSomehow, this post garnered 39 more ratings since I last saw this. That's kind of crazy...
twinkiepuffs
over 2 years agoThis is hilarious, but there's something I don't get... If he was raised by wild pigs, then why would he eat meat? And the skull in the den? It looks more like he was raised by wild dogs or something. Also, I really wonder what is in that bag of punishment.
aldeayeah
over 2 years agoWild pigs are omnivorous. Wikipedia:
"They eat almost anything they come across, including grass, nuts, berries, carrion, roots, tubers, refuse, insects, small reptiles. Wild boar are also known to predate on young deer and lambs. This has not been reported in the UK, but is a common problem in Australia."
JakeBob
over 2 years agoI remember seeing this on deviantart a while ago, and it's still funny.
TentacleSoup
over 2 years agoJesus mother-fucking Christ. ;_;
I would say "I came", but that was my response before the last panel. After the trap reveal, my testicles practically turned inside out.
Absolutely hilarious, totally adorable and unbelievably fucking hot. ...I'm such a deviant.
alphamone
1 year agoIs it just me or does that guy look like Michio Kaku?
FRien
1 year agoSame here.
akun5000
1 year agoHonestly, raising a high society girl would be the greater challenge. It's so much easier to go down than up in ettiquette levels.
RedHotFunk
1 year agoamazing. just speechless
JakeBob
1 year agoCripes, I just noticed the blackboard.
Popebug
1 year agoWhat animal *isn't* a common problem in Australia?
Byakugan01
1 year agoFixed for sad truth.
UserAccount
1 year agoYou know how people sometimes joke that "BUNNIES WILL AKE OVER THE WORLD!"? That actually almost happened in Australia. 24 rabbits were introduced...about 10 or so years later, there were literally millions, ripping the vegetation apart like a cute, fuzzy swarm of locusts.
Clone394
1 year agoHow to make a Trap 101