Found this tutorial and had to up it, and made a new tag called paper child to make these more easy to find

What's next, illustrated tutorials on how to tie your shoes?

Whoever couldn't figure out how to do this had no right bothering.

LaC said:
What's next, illustrated tutorials on how to tie your shoes?

prolly breathing, breathing comes first

I needed this shoe-shaped piece of paper with a lace in it to help me learn how. Damn, I was a couple grades behind on that...

in action:
http://www.lookatme.ru/flows/fotografiya/posts/31543-paper-child-igryi-dlya-vzroslyih

lolin86 said:
prolly breathing, breathing comes first

The only people who need this won't read it, as they've been playing the MMORPG that is Real Life since the beta, and he had a level 80 Engineer character with epic loot.