GlaDOS: "We at the Enrichment Center would like to remind you that the Weighted Companion Kotomi will never threaten to stab you, and, in fact, cannot speak."
Weighted Companion Kotomi: "Don't listen to her."
GlaDOS: "If the Weighted Companion Kotomi should speak, we advise you to ignore anything she says. She just loves you very much."
WCK: "She's going to make you kill me. Please don't kill me."
Don't worry. Somehow it turns out that the Weighted Companion Cu... ahem, Kotomi is still alive (And in a quite remarkable condition, considering how freakin' hot those incinerators are).
Don't worry. Somehow it turns out that the Weighted Companion Cu... ahem, Kotomi is still alive (And in a quite remarkable condition, considering how freakin' hot those incinerators are).
Aperture Science devices and appliances are designed to remain functional at temperatures of over 4000 Kelvin. The Emergency Intelligence Incinerator likely wasn't hot enough to burn the cube. This begs the question though: How the hell did it not incinerate the cube when it did destroy GLaDOS' cores?
Aperture Science devices and appliances are designed to remain functional at temperatures of over 4000 Kelvin. The Emergency Intelligence Incinerator likely wasn't hot enough to burn the cube. This begs the question though: How the hell did it not incinerate the cube when it did destroy GLaDOS' cores?
"The day before yesterday I saw a rabbit. Yesterday, I saw a deer. Today, if you manage to make it up to the break room I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer."
Reaver225 said:
"The day before yesterday I saw a rabbit. Yesterday, I saw a deer. Today, if you manage to make it up to the break room I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer."
That makes me think. Could this go in the Hilarious in Hindsight pool? Kotomi quotes The Dandelion Girl all through her arc, and then GLaDOS spews out that same line.
MemphisMastermind said:
GLaDOS had components that weren't built in-house?
She was built when Aperture Science was in the red, remember? Doubt they could have afforded to outsource (or at the very least, the financial guys wouldn't have done so unless Johnson was still alive)
SinfireTitan said:
She was built when Aperture Science was in the red, remember? Doubt they could have afforded to outsource (or at the very least, the financial guys wouldn't have done so unless Johnson was still alive)
In that case, they also would not really have the money to make the best equipment and went cheaper. Hence her cores are... toast.
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darkdaken
over 4 years agoThere's no way I could incinerate a Weighted Companion Kotomi. Just couldn't do it.
NightFoxXIII
over 4 years agoNoo... Kotooomi-chaan! (Like Tomoya did in that one episode)
Haha... companion cube... this is great
Anonymous
over 4 years agoThe cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
Etc.
un1qu3
over 4 years agoBrilliant. Just brilliant.
Anonymous
over 4 years agosource?
uberlegen
over 4 years agoI'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
KimikoMuffin
over 4 years agoAperture Science!
We do what we must because we can!
Thundercross
over 4 years agoFor the good of all of us except the ones who are dead.
葉月
over 4 years agoNext one who comments with a line from Still Alive gets kicked.
LaC
over 4 years agoFeel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
4Fawkes
over 3 years agoAh-Ah-Ah-Ah Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Stayin' Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
The cake is a lie. The companion cube is not. ...I'll stick with the cube.
RaisingK
over 3 years ago"Chell... If you don't mind... maybe we could read a book together..."
;_;
葉月
over 3 years agoYou have three seconds to explain why I shouldn't strangle you.
Bisporigera
1 year agoThere's no turret in this picture.
Fromanjoe
1 year ago"The Weighted Companion Kotomi will never try to stab you, and if it does speak please ignore what it says."
Thornbrier
1 year agoGlaDOS: "We at the Enrichment Center would like to remind you that the Weighted Companion Kotomi will never threaten to stab you, and, in fact, cannot speak."
Weighted Companion Kotomi: "Don't listen to her."
GlaDOS: "If the Weighted Companion Kotomi should speak, we advise you to ignore anything she says. She just loves you very much."
WCK: "She's going to make you kill me. Please don't kill me."
darkspire91
1 year agoMay not be the cake, but this is good enough. XD
CeruleanWings
1 year agoTomoya's share is a lie...
Alfisonson
1 year agowish the wcc would look like kotomi in the game.. but it would be heart-crushing to kill her :(
LucasHidemiKomori
9 months agoDon't worry. Somehow it turns out that the Weighted Companion Cu... ahem, Kotomi is still alive (And in a quite remarkable condition, considering how freakin' hot those incinerators are).
Illusive
9 months agoIts hard to overstate my satisfaction!
SinfireTitan
9 months agoAperture Science devices and appliances are designed to remain functional at temperatures of over 4000 Kelvin. The Emergency Intelligence Incinerator likely wasn't hot enough to burn the cube. This begs the question though: How the hell did it not incinerate the cube when it did destroy GLaDOS' cores?
omegaworld
9 months ago....thats a damn good question.
MemphisMastermind
9 months agoGLaDOS had components that weren't built in-house?
Astana
9 months agoAh... that explains the murderous intent. It found out that it was outsourced to some Bengali company.
Reaver225
9 months ago"The day before yesterday I saw a rabbit. Yesterday, I saw a deer. Today, if you manage to make it up to the break room I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer."
SoneAnna
9 months agoThat makes me think. Could this go in the Hilarious in Hindsight pool? Kotomi quotes The Dandelion Girl all through her arc, and then GLaDOS spews out that same line.
SinfireTitan
9 months agoShe was built when Aperture Science was in the red, remember? Doubt they could have afforded to outsource (or at the very least, the financial guys wouldn't have done so unless Johnson was still alive)
JackyHF
7 months agoIn that case, they also would not really have the money to make the best equipment and went cheaper. Hence her cores are... toast.