"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."
GLaDOS has special ways to treat Subjects. If cake doesn't work, for orphan subjects, the following sentence works very well:
"Is obvious that if you had loving parents you'd do this test without any problem."
(Not mine, it was hiding into some Portal code, Valve is a bunch of genious)
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chesh
over 4 years agothis makes me sad :(
redsheet
over 4 years ago:(
teto33
over 4 years agoAwwww.... :'(
Pingchan1
over 4 years agoYou have no friends... :(
Kanshin
over 3 years agoBecause of how unlikable you are... :(
chopstick
1 year ago"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."
Sheikiah
1 year agoGLaDOS has special ways to treat Subjects. If cake doesn't work, for orphan subjects, the following sentence works very well:
"Is obvious that if you had loving parents you'd do this test without any problem."
(Not mine, it was hiding into some Portal code, Valve is a bunch of genious)
sbshrykn
1 year agoYou have to be the kind of person that can develop emotional attachments to nonliving objects and/or empathize with those that do.
You know, a crazy person.
JimmyBobJim
1 year agoYou must have had a rough childhood. Never had a favorite toy, blanket, pillow, etc.
YuzakiAkane
6 months agoThis is why you don't have nice things...!!