"two-handed_handjob" + "footjob" =

So... what tag, if any, should there be to distinguish between a single-footed footjob and a two-footed one. "Footed" sounds kinda weird, and it's not like feet are prehensile enough to expect a distinction (at least to those outside such realms).

Feetjob!

Seriously, though, I don't think a distinction needs to be made.

Not needed.

"footed" is a perfectly normal word, fwiw. Seems the nimble English lexicon has caught you flat-footed, as it were, eh T5J8F8?

There seems to be some kinda bigger bout going on between English and him(?). There's marked hostility at least.

I love it, but ah, is it a fickle mistress, as is my fumbling with the virile vixen. Were it only dead... Wait, necrophilia?!

Are you actively trying to convince 葉月 to murder you?

If I die in the matrix, I die for real?

jxh2154 said:
Are you actively trying to convince 葉月 to murder you?

So it seems.

T5J8F8 said:
If I die in the matrix, I die for real?

Why don't we try?

*puts on shades*
*cityscape yells "YEEEAAAH"*

Hmm, lots of off-topic roleplaying in here. ...atypical.

Should I stop (I'm not good at picking up undertones, & it feels like shenangians are go for this thread)?

Well 葉月 is a mod, and hasn't murdered you yet, despite the invitation. But the unwritten rule seems to be to keep the forums relatively serious and on topic. I wouldn't give you a record or anything, it's just as I said - atypical.