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500 years old and never had a kiss; fans really be dreaming

Practicing with her hand doesn't count.

wopwoop said:

500 years old and never had a kiss; fans really be dreaming

The fastest way for anybody finding out that she's not Focalors is to engage in a close enough relationship where she kisses someone.
And god forbid she has a one night stand. What if somebody sees her? Or her partner brags to his bois? Reputation status: in the gutter.

Who's dreaming now, man?

bunkhead said:

The fastest way for anybody finding out that she's not Focalors is to engage in a close enough relationship where she kisses someone.
And god forbid she has a one night stand. What if somebody sees her? Or her partner brags to his bois? Reputation status: in the gutter.

Who's dreaming now, man?

Celibacy seems totally excessive. For a celebrity as adored as she, I imagine she could easily engage in casual relationships, just break it off before they get too close. Indeed maintaining complete personal isolation would drive her insane and the frustration of not engaging in a basic activity which she would crave would surely affect her personality. So yeah, one night stands with another celebrity she's chosen sound totally reasonable to me. What doesn't sound reasonable is making her completely inexperienced and still the show-stopper we know her to be. Yes, she gets flustered, but she's never been as much of a weepy and shocked thing as fanart makes her to be. Times when she had such reactions were quite dire.

wopwoop said:

500 years old and never had a kiss; fans really be dreaming

Dude, if character is about 500 years old, not mean what she was 100% in relationship, especially if we talking about fictional character

first

nopieok said:

first

Okay?

Anyone know the name of the creature next to Jiji? I've seen it a couple of times but I can't remember what it is.

halseyttk said:

Anyone know the name of the creature next to Jiji? I've seen it a couple of times but I can't remember what it is.

It's zeco's artist_self-insert.

Happy 11th Anniversary.

POTATO FORCE!

How fitting that Miyuki is Guldo. They both die first.

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/111419061

For a moment there I thought Bagpipe's harvesting the potatoes with a tractor at full speed

Banan

Monsieur_Safior said:

Clumsy retcon, but people overeacted way to much aboot it.

Sadly typical from Games Workshop, they keep retconning "small stuff", but they don't realize that they're fucking up their lore big time with it. Custodes all being males was used in my circle of friends to "prove" that female Space Marines really were impossible, and that it wasn't just the Emperor not trying hard enough. Now that female Custodes are a thing, I really wonder how Games Workshop can justify female Space Marines not being a thing. And don't get me started on the Sisters of Battles, they're "just" highly trained warrior monks, they aren't the barely humans that the Space Marines are.
For fuck's sake, it's the same shit with Ollanius Pious, he used to be just a man standing against fucking Horus, the first of the Primarchs, the Champion of Chaos, and what Failbaddon wishes he was. Then Games Workshop made him a space marines, then a terminator, then a custode, then finally an immortal, when him being just a man, just one man, was just what the story needed to prove how far Horus was gone, that he would deliberaly kill what was as dangerous as a newborn to him. But no, a normal marine wasn't enough, he had to be bigger and stronger, making him more of a threat to Horus, and making Horus' murder of him less of a gratuitous act and more of an actual self-defense.

Warhammer is wasted on Games Workshop, be it Fantasy or 40,000.

FRien said:

And don't get me started on the Sisters of Battles, they're "just" highly trained warrior monks, they aren't the barely humans that the Space Marines are.

Besides them more or less ignoring that the all-female factions exist, fans of them can rest assured that GW will never doing something stupid like saying they can have male members. Because we all know what kind of response that would get.

If only everyone else could have that assurance.

Monsieur_Safior said:

Clumsy retcon, but people overeacted way to much aboot it.

True
Retcons, rewrites and 'unreliable narrator' are part of WH40K's identity so I don't really care that much.
I do hope SoS doesn't get abandoned because of this.

blindVigil said:

Besides them more or less ignoring that the all-female factions exist, fans of them can rest assured that GW will never doing something stupid like saying they can have male members. Because we all know what kind of response that would get.

If only everyone else could have that assurance.

I mean, at least in Dawn of War (don't ask me about Gladius), Sisters of Battles do have male members, but they're part of the secular clergy, while the sisters themselves are part of the regular clergy, so it's a clusterfuck but it's understandable.
And I really like that Sisters of Battle can weaponize their faith, that alone made me do a 180° on them, from considering them discount Marines to being actually very interesting to play and read about.

FRien said:

I mean, at least in Dawn of War (don't ask me about Gladius), Sisters of Battles do have male members, but they're part of the secular clergy, while the sisters themselves are part of the regular clergy, so it's a clusterfuck but it's understandable.
And I really like that Sisters of Battle can weaponize their faith, that alone made me do a 180° on them, from considering them discount Marines to being actually very interesting to play and read about.

I've read they're also the best equipped army in the Imperium. The church is the wealthiest organization around, and they're owed alot of favors by basically everyone. As such, they get first dibs on what money can buy.

Why are the SoBs female only? A legal technicality that forbade the church from "men at arms" after attempting to take over the imperium that one time, cap stoned by the fact the chief warrior nun personally ended the coup. All very intricate and interesting as Imperium internal politics should be.

Steak said:

I've read they're also the best equipped army in the Imperium. The church is the wealthiest organization around, and they're owed alot of favors by basically everyone. As such, they get first dibs on what money can buy.

Why are the SoBs female only? A legal technicality that forbade the church from "men at arms" after attempting to take over the imperium that one time, cap stoned by the fact the chief warrior nun personally ended the coup. All very intricate and interesting as Imperium internal politics should be.

And also, Living Saints, and they're well-respected among the Imperium.
Space Marines wish they were as popular as sister of battles, but all the surgery they go through to become space marine make them impotent, while some sisters of battle end up marrying lucky Guardsmen, and grow up raising plenty of stalwart imperial citizens.
The SoBs are honestly fun, but the female custodes are fucking retarded.

unperfecthuman said:

It's been a long time since I saw Rushia dressed as an idol like this. She's adorable as usual.💚💚

If only her personality matched her looks.

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bunkhead said:

If only her personality matched her looks.

Goodbye, the lowly head of a slanted news worshiper and a snotty brat.

Is this overcute smol fluff tugging at Shikikan's clothes ?

The last skin for Shinano was her swimsuit skin, and it worked well it seems.

Shinanuoooogh 😭

Amagi-chan, Akagi-chan and Shinano-chan… All proof that an Empire of Fluff is possible!

Must resist the HNNNNG!!

So they are still capable of creating smol fluff characters. So, where the hell are the remaining five Mutsuki class after all these years?

Sounds about right

Happy birthday, Senchou🎂🎂🎂

bunkhead said:

Please stop simping for Mike, she is a horrible monster person.

How dare you wish this fictional anime girl a happy birthday

When you spend this much time on the internet, fact and fiction blend into a single seamless experience.

HyphenSam said:

Walmart employee or only working one season as a VA isn't that bad. The rest is despicable.

FRien said:

Walmart employee

HyphenSam said:

Good lord there's a lot of things in that list I hadn't even heard about. I'm skeptical to trust a lot of it without a source, god knows after what came to light plenty of people took the opportunity to start throwing out all kinds of baseless accusations... but what the fuck does "dried Marine's eggs" mean??